Am I the only one that thinks the bacon pie could possibly turn out well? Think of it- chicken pot pie, bits of bacon, maybe some mushrooms... Nom? (Maybe less scary amounts of bacon though.)
Oh, and: www.thisiswhyyourefat.com <- Don't click if the idea of a "Velveeta fudge square" grosses you out. (It does to me, yet I still can't pry my eyes away. Damn internet.)