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Finally, a sex toy for the bored housewife

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Reaching an orgasm in 10 seconds? Yeah right!!!

Vacuum screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for "Vortex".

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html
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Who the hell wants an orgasm after only 10 seconds?????

I will stick with what I have, thank you LOL
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Hmmm...I can remember a time when...oh, that wasn't a toy that brought on her orgasm...sorry, mybad.

It's still good though that American people can come up with new ideas and then market them and earn something from that idea to begin with.
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damn it is more fun building up to it slowly
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I thought the bored housewife was dead .... gone with the 1950's ....

now we have the Housewives of ..... OC, NYC, etc

they are not bored, and spend more $$$ than an average FAMILY going for lunches!

sarcasm .....


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Quote by VanGogh

I thought the bored housewife was dead .... gone with the 1950's ....

now we have the Housewives of ..... OC, NYC, etc

they are not bored, and spend more $$$ than an average FAMILY going for lunches!

sarcasm .....


Van


Taken and ditto. I want to smack them.