Merry Christmas, all!
As part of a two novel set that I'm finishing, I have a female-dominant sorority Christmas party. Here, for your enjoyment, are several carols modified to be sung by the Superior Sisters of the Sorority:
(Author’s note: A fig can be anything inserted into an asshole.)
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas and pervy New Year.
Oh, show us a figgy asshole
Oh, show us a figgy asshole
Oh, show us a figgy asshole and bend over now.
You won’t cum until we say so,
You won’t cum until we say so,
You won’t cum until we say so, so better obey!
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas and pervy New Year.
Hark the ribald devils grant
Pain unto the supplicant.
Les belles dames sans mercy,
In our search for the nerdy.
Joyful, all ye stiff pricks rise,
Until we say the precum flies!
With the she-devils proclaim
“Man was made to serve our aim.”
Hark the ribald devils grant
Pain unto the supplicant.
No rest for subby gentlemen
We wish you much dismay
For we your born Superiors
Excel in every way
To lead you all to Woman’s power
When you would go astray.
O whippings of control and joy,
Control and joy
O whippings of control and joy
Early chapters of the first novel are published under my name here.
Enjoy!
Paddler
Advanced Wordsmith
Paddling works three ways:
* Me on top
* You on top
* On the water
* Me on top
* You on top
* On the water