From Parenthood
"You need a license to drive a car, hell you need a license to catch a fish. But they will let anyone be a parent."
From Hope Floats
"Beginnings are scary and endings are usually sad. It is what is in the middle that counts. You just have to give hope a chance to float up."
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come." --Terrence Mann, Field of Dreams
The word is no. I am therefore going anyway....
James Kirk. The Search for Spock
I love robbing the British, They're so polite......
Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda
Brave sir Robin ran away.....Bravely ran away away.....When danger raised its ugly head he boldly turned his tail and fled, when Brave Sir Robin turned about, I guarantee he chickened out, vary bravely brave sir Robin!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Boldly brave Sir Robin set forth from camalot. He was not afraid to die, boldly brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, nor to have his eyes gouged out or his elbows broken! to have his kneecaps split or his body burned away, vary boldly brave Sir Robin!.......His head smashed in or his arms ripped out, his liver removed or his bowels unplugged, his penis raked or........
Stop Singing!!!!! Monty python and the Holy Grail
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." ....Col. Nathan R. Jessep...A Few Good Men
“Play it again, Sam.” – Casablanca
This is quite possibly one of the most
famous movie misquotes of all time.
In fact, this line never actually appears in the movie.
The actual quote by character Ilsa Lund is,
“Play it, Sam, for old time’s sake, play as time goes by.”
Later, Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine says,
“You played it for her, you can play it for me.
If she can stand it, I can! Play it!”
no one ever said "beam me up scotty" either
That's a famous misquote, too. It's never been said.
Just kidding.
From "The Man With Two Brains":
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: What are they saying?
Dr. Conrad: They are just saying 'murmur, murmur, murmur.'
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You mean it's just sort of a general murmur?
Dr. Conrad: Yeah. Murmur.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh.
[to the crowd]
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You may *murmur* all you like.
Crowd: [distinctly] Murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur.
Wash: This landing is going to be interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting."
Wash: "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
--- Serenity
Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit.
It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped
on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
-Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact
"Target that explosion and fire!"
--Captain Sulu, Star Trek (I think it was the sixth one...)
"Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."
Rick in Casablanca
"It's so quiet in here you could hear a mouse get a hard on."
I don't remember what movie this is from but I thought it was hilarious
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever! -Keanu Reeves in The Replacements
..... pretty much the look on every keeanu reeves characters face since the matrix