Do You Know Any Stupid Laws?

8 Nov 2014

Yeah. The law that says you can't slap a stupid person upside the head.

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2 Jan 2015

No monster may enter the corporate limits.
Urbana, Illinois

16 May 2016

In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet

17 May 2016

All exemptions for religions (taxes, discrimination, animal cruelty, etc.).

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23 May 2016

UK Law
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

australia
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

24 May 2016

Smoking weed is illegal where I live. Can you believe that!?

27 May 2016

In New York and New Jersey it's illegal to wear a bullet proof vest while committing a murder

27 May 2016

Its against the law for a horse to spit in Georgia.

27 May 2016

Quote by Sssnake
In Texas; One Must Acknowledge A Supreme Being Before Being Able To Hold Public Office.

It's not the only state. The six states besides Texas with language in their constitutions that prohibits people who do not believe in God from holding office are Arkansas, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Maryland.

27 May 2016

Quote by Green_Man

It's not the only state. The six states besides Texas with language in their constitutions that prohibits people who do not believe in God from holding office are Arkansas, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Maryland.

They must still be living in caves.

27 May 2016

In Dallas it's illegal to pocess realistic dildos

28 May 2016

in north carolina it's illegal to use elephants for farming.

Say. Her. Name.

28 May 2016

Come to Va. You will see all you need to see. Someone that has been declared totally disable and can't get SSI? What the hell is that?

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30 May 2016

Quote by njblkstud

A 2003 US Supreme Court ruling invalidated the various state and local sodomy laws throughout the US, so oral sex is now legal for everyone who can legally consent to sex (which varies from state to state).

..I believe the test case was in Texas...

30 May 2016

Quote by Scshavedmom
Saw in a magazine of my husband'a that in Texas it is illegal to own more than 5 dildos.

...its 6 & I think its only in Dallas...

30 May 2016

In Brea, California it is illegal to walk your pig after six pm on Sunday's

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30 May 2016

Quote by Simplicity
Come to Va. You will see all you need to see. Someone that has been declared totally disable and can't get SSI? What the hell is that?

That's totally wrong, you must be in a red state. I'm sorry for you. That's a disgrace.

LOL! No, it's an archaic law from when the town was small. It's kinda charming, so they leave it on the books. You've no idea how many times I wanted to test that theory as a kid! (But, I never owned a pig, so...)

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30 May 2016

Quote by Sssnake
In Texas; One Must Acknowledge A Supreme Being Before Being Able To Hold Public Office.

I'm a Wiccan so do my goddess's and gods count? They're far older than any of the Abrahamic religions. But while we're on this topic, what about Sihk, Muslims, Native American (my personal favorite) or Hinduism? Hmmmm...

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