I heard that is actually against the law to drive barefoot. I don't if that's true, but if it is, it's stupid.
In the state of Victoria it is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday on a Sunday. Or was that pink hot pants? I can't remember. Stupid either way.
And in the city of Sydney, taxis are legally required to carry a bale of hay.
I think it's also illegal to dress up like a ninja somewhere down here. Big ninja problem in Australia...
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. California has some really stupid laws.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Belvedere the City Council order reads:
“No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
In Blythe you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
And
In Burlingame it is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
It used to be illegal to eat ice cream standing on the sidewalk until Clint Eastwood repealed it when he was mayor.
I think the 21 legal drinking age is pretty stupid. Yes young man/woman get a gun and go to war but NO NO NO you can't have a beer before you go. DUMB.
In Colorado it is a class 1 misdemeanor for a shepherd to abandon his flock without three days written notice to his employer.
In Connecticut, You Can Be Stopped By The Police For Biking Over 65 Miles Per Hour!
I like this one.
I've lived here for many years and I don't remember it being allowed in the first place.
"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates"
In Montana:
You cannot ride a bike in a pool.
You cannot have a sheep in the cab of your truck.
You are permitted to beat you wife on the courthouse steps, with a stick no bigger around then your thumb, if you caught her cheating on you. (I would not try this one, but it is still on the books.)
...I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn’t be so bad. But where the hell did I put the receipt, and could you return something that was over twenty years old? Where do you go to get a new life when your old one has you so puzzled you don’t know how to fix it? Wish I knew.
-Anita Blake (Laurell K. Hamilton)
Weed is stupidly illegal.
Saw in a magazine of my husband'a that in Texas it is illegal to own more than 5 dildos.
If Your Name Is On The House Deed And A Family Member Invites An Unwanted Guest You Can Not Kick Out That Guest!!! :-(
In myhome town, its illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
There are a couple i know of but they obviously aren't enforced anymore, first is women aren't allowed to eat chocolate on a train and the second is you can't have you can't have a threesome with 2 men and a woman. As i said they aren't enforced anymore and nobody really cares to be honest.
I don't know if it's still a law here , but it was/is one dumbest laws ever.
If you don't have at least 1 dollar in your pocket while in public you could be arrested for vagrancy.
Apparently, walking topless with your dogs down a bike trail is verboten. Who knew??
All Laws have questionable Legality, unless passed by all the people, and not a select group of so-called representatives.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
New York City ....
It’s illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in jail for 30 days.
It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen
It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk
In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation
In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm
In Alabama, it is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except funerals or hospital visits
In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon
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