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Can you solve this Riddle?

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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No, I don't think I can!
No is the answer
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No is the answer


How does 'No' turn pancakes brown? or make you feel obligated to comb your hair?
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Quote by Necho
No is the answer


How does 'No' turn pancakes brown? or make you feel obligated to comb your hair?


The question is, "can you guess the riddle" the answer is "no, I cannot solve this riddle"
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Quote by Necho
No is the answer


How does 'No' turn pancakes brown? or make you feel obligated to comb your hair?


The question is, "can you guess the riddle" the answer is "no, I cannot solve this riddle"


well done, Necho! I'll now return to my Beavis & Butthead compilation DVD.
Hmm, Let's see; polar bears are already white, too many things make people cry, drinking water makes guys pee, girls comb their hair because it tangles, celebrities don't need any assistance to look stupid, normal people are silly if they try to look like celebrities or they're impersonators, heat turns pancakes brown, carbon dioxide makes champagne bubble, air makes things pop when it is released, I pop when I fart..............

Conclusion : You just made this up to confuse us didn't you Chelsea ????
You're putting us under a lot of pressure Chelsea.
Our beloved Chelsea hasn't been here since Aug. 2007.
I had to google it. 2 answers:

the answer is.... "pressure".

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair.

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it. for example-> in an airplane your ears pop under pressure


Now, I found a poem that seems to have the answer: TIME. But, I can't seem to find an author for it so I can't be sure if it is legitimate.

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
Okay how about this:

Consider words ending in -gry. Angry and Hungry are two of them. There are three words in the English Language. What is the third word?
I am the Madman!
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Okay how about this:

Consider words ending in -gry. Angry and Hungry are two of them. There are three words in the English Language. What is the third word?


Language
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Okay how about this:

Consider words ending in -gry. Angry and Hungry are two of them. There are three words in the English Language. What is the third word?


Language


Yes! You win!
I am the Madman!