I am not the droid you’re looking for.
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone
Yeeehaaaa, damn the torpedoes, and pass me a cold beer.
Always remember where you hid the body.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Sailing through ups and downs gracefully
May I get to heaven before the devil knows I'm gone
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
I can't help you once the Sheriff comes knocking....
The best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass...
Take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.
What do you care what other people think? - Richard Feynman
I have so many...
Enjoy life to the fullest it has an expiration date
You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to
If your dreams don’t scare you then they aren’t big enough
Push, pull or get out of my way
I’ll stop now...
Beer here. You can't take it with you.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Not mine, but:
"Life sure is weird, but what else have I to know?"
Don't believe everything that you read.
Today is my girlfriend Sue's birthday. Her mom claims she couldn't recall whether she was born on the 3rd or the 4th of November. So she chose the 4th. Happy Birthday Sue, wherever you are.
"Life's dirt sticks to everyone."
Love life to the max and take no shit.
Never get your hopes up and never be disappointed
”Dream without Fear, Love without Limits “
Say not a word, no matter how much it hurts.