There are some amazing things that happen, when we share some very simple things with each other. I was watching "Inside the Actors Studio" the other day and as you may know, it is hosted by the wonderful James Lipton. At the end of the interview, he asks 10 questions, each with very little time and usually responded with simple answers - as they just "are" the answers!
The questionnaire concept was originated by a French television personality Bernard Pivot, after the Proust Questionnaire.
Here are those fabulous ten questions ..... would love to read how you would answer them! (some answers may need more clarification than just the answer .... but I leave that up to you!)
So, let's pretend we are famous outside Lush .... James Lipton looks at you and says:
1. What is your favourite word?
2. What is your least favourite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favourite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
next ......
1. What is your favourite word? lascivious
2. What is your least favourite word? gr8(and other text speak words)
3. What turns you on? intelligence and humour
4. What turns you off? stupidity
5. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? there is a particular breed of people in the UK called chavs and they have a particular dialect which makes my brain ache
pronouncing words i.e. thick as fick
7. What is your favourite curse word? fuck and all derivatives of it
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer or Journalist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Doctor(any kind)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hangover free beer and a party in the back with Morrison, Joplin,Hendrix and Dio
1. What is your favourite word? Hope
2. What is your least favourite word? school
3. What turns you on? feisty, confident women
4. What turns you off? closemindedness
5. What sound or noise do you love? a well played piano
6. What sound or noise do you hate? loud cars (engines/custom tailpipes)
7. What is your favourite curse word? fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? songwriting
9. What profession would you not like to do? accounting
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? An explanation to the questions I have about the people I care about who disappeared under duress and never returned.
1. What is your favourite word? Sizzle
2. What is your least favourite word? banana
3. What turns you on? Intelligence
4. What turns you off? Arrogance
5. What sound or noise do you love? Moaning
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Some body who can't play the violin playing the violin
7. What is your favourite curse word? Bum Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Dive Instructor
9. What profession would you not like to do? Accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. What is your favourite word? - desire
2. What is your least favourite word? - entitlement
3. What turns you on? - intelligence
4. What turns you off? - ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love? - my child laughing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - a clock ticking
7. What is your favourite curse word? - fuck (so versatile)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - teacher
9. What profession would you not like to do? - waitress
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - hi!! some friends are waiting for you at table 17
Next ....
1. What is your favourite word? Brandy
2. What is your least favourite word? Fecal
3. What turns you on? Beautiful women that are also intelligent, open minded, and honest.
4. What turns you off? Deliberate stupidity, unwillingness to learn and explore new things.
5. What sound or noise do you love? A natural female orgasm
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Traffic
7. What is your favourite curse word? Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Firearms instructor
9. What profession would you not like to do? Surgeon
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "It's okay. All those mistakes you made back there were really all just part of life..."
1. What is your favourite word? Jack-ass
2. What is your least favourite word? Jism
3. What turns you on? A good porn-o
4. What turns you off? Most men
5. What sound or noise do you love? A female moan
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The buzz of a fly
7. What is your favourite curse word? Fucking
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Chef
9. What profession would you not like to do? Home Decorator
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I know, I fucked up.
I love the actors studio, and ohhhhh I love this part:
1. What is your favourite word? Daddy, when my daughter says it.
2. What is your least favourite word? miscommunication
3. What turns you on? Learning something new
4. What turns you off? Political correctness
5. What sound or noise do you love? Kids cheering when being let out for recess
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Fire alarms
7. What is your favourite curse word? Malaka, Greek word meaning one who is proficient at masturbating. You can say it to friends, or to ones you truly hate and usually accompanied by an open
hand thrust in the air towards the recipient of the title of malaka.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? songwriter/musician
9. What profession would you not like to do? Attorney
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your grandfather is waiting for you.
I'll play.
1. What is your favourite word? loquacious (talkative)
2. What is your least favourite word? the n-word
3. What turns you on? an attractive, intelligent woman
4. What turns you off? stupid people
5. What sound or noise do you love? a bitchin' guitar solo
6. What sound or noise do you hate? really loud thunder
7. What is your favourite curse word? fuck!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? journalist
9. What profession would you not like to do? politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? welcome
favourite word ..... fantasy
least favorite word ....no
turns me on .... a nasty voicemail
turns me off .... stupid people
sound or noise I love .... the ping of an aluminuim baseball bat
sound or noise i hate .... alarm clock
favorite curse word ... shit
profession other than what i am doing ... personal gardner
profession i would not like ... garbage collector
word at peraly gate ... its okay honey come in and rest
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride I love how often the favourite curse word was "fuck"
Van
1. What is your favourite word? Kinky
2. What is your least favourite word? Shit
3. What turns you on? anything female
4. What turns you off? bums peeing at bus stops, out in the open
5. What sound or noise do you love? The orgasmic screams of the woman I'm with
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The back-up beeping noises on trucks and vans
7. What is your favourite curse word? I have to go with the majority here: FUCK
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pilot
9. What profession would you not like to do? Rectal Laxative Test Dumby
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Pointing throgh the gates, "Boring sex and peace for all eternity." Then he points to an elevator, "Hot wicked wild sex and orgies for all eternity"
1. What is your favourite word? Serendipity
2. What is your least favourite word? Twitter
3. What turns you on? My girlfriend
.4. What turns you off? My white whale
5. What sound or noise do you love? Baby laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Snoring
7. What is your favourite curse word? Goddamn
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Actor
9. What profession would you not like to do? Preacher
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Well! You're the first male we've let in the place. The ladies are expecting you."
1. What is your favourite word? - Splendorific or Smeegle
2. What is your least favourite word? - Goodbye
3. What turns you on? - Her giggle
4. What turns you off? - Ummmm I'm male so not sure if anything does.
5. What sound or noise do you love? - Children Laughing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - Children in Pain
7. What is your favourite curse word? - Busted Ass
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Secret Agent
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Portable Toilet Cleaner.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Welcome
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
1. What is your favourite word? Condiments
2. What is your least favourite word? No
3. What turns you on? A good looking woman
4. What turns you off? Leaving a beautiful woman in bed.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Sound of her cumming.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of a mosquito makes while buzzing around your ear.
7. What is your favourite curse word? Yes fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Spy
9. What profession would you not like to do? Cum cleaner.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? About bloody time, let the party start.
next ......
1. What is your favourite word? Sensual
2. What is your least favourite word? snatch
3. What turns you on? Intelligence,sexy eyes and the feeling a mans lips on my inner thigh
4. What turns you off? Ignorance, Cruelty to children, women, and mankind in general, Incest, bigotry and like Van the list is long
5. What sound or noise do you love? The moans of the man feeling my hands, lips or tongue exploring him
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Thunder
7. What is your favourite curse word? Fucktard, I used that one often
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Judge
9. What profession would you not like to do? Waitress
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Oh shit! Troubles here
1. What is your favourite word? bubbles
2. What is your least favourite word? cunts
3. What turns you on? blood
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love? a man moaning from me pleasuring them
6. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm in morning
7. What is your favourite curse word? fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher
9. What profession would you not like to do? vet
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
welcome home
Ok, it's my turn now.
1. What is your favourite word? - Yes
2. What is your least favourite word? - routine
3. What turns you on? - hot sunshine
4. What turns you off? - bad hygeine in men and women
5. What sound or noise do you love? - hearing the sound of a motorbike vroooming past on the bypass in the middle of the night in the summer when the windows are open.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - finger nails when scratched down a blackboard
7. What is your favourite curse word? - FUCK YOU!!!!!!! with any finger gesture
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - run my own bookshop
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Lawyer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - WTF are you doing here ha ha - get back down to earth they arn't finished with you yet - Heaven's not ready for you yet!!!!!!
1. What is your favourite word? Giggles
2. What is your least favourite word? "Sup"
3. What turns you on? almost anything to do with oral...
4. What turns you off? people who are asses
5. What sound or noise do you love? my girl talking on voice...*sigh*
6. What sound or noise do you hate? high pitch squealing
7. What is your favourite curse word? Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teacher
9. What profession would you not like to do? undertaker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Oh crap lock the doors shes here.
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
1. What is your favourite word?
Splendoriffic
2. What is your least favourite word?
Whatever
3. What turns you on?
Hands that wander my skin from head to toe and eyes that say, I love you.
Little things, like being given a single flower or finding an unexpected note hidden somewhere.
Australian accents *drool*
4. What turns you off?
Someone sticking their tongue in my ear...or blowing in it. Having my tits, ass, or crotch grabbed
like someone is trying to pick out fruit. Dont molest me, love me.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
A thunderstorm with light rain and low rumbles of thunder, the tick tock of the clock next to my bed,
crickets, waterfalls, birds, breaking glass, windchimes, my little girls giggles.
HIS VOICE
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of an entire box of cereal being dumped on the kitchen floor, the sound of the water
running in the bathroom behind a locked door and three sets of giggles to go with it.
SpongeBob's laugh.
Silence....followed by, "Uh-Oh"
Car Alarms
7. What is your favourite curse word?
HOLY CRAP!! (I know, I totally live on the edge.)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Child psychology, home improvement, Interior Decorating
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Housewife
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You Are Forgiven, Come On In, Free Chocolate, Your Mother Would Like To Say Hello....
1. What is your favourite word? Sanctuary
2. What is your least favourite word? Cage
3. What turns you on? Muscular shoulders in males.....uniforms..... dominance... gentle touch down my spine....
4. What turns you off? Arrogance, bigotism
5. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The grinding of a failing hard drive.
7. What is your favourite curse word? 'Twatwaffle!'
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sex therapist.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Personal trainer.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I don't know if I'd want Her to say anything. I'd love a hug though.
1. What is your favourite word? Right on (I tend to say that quite often)
2. What is your least favourite word? Derogatory racial ones'
3. What turns you on? A few things; a sensual massage, nice aromas (from good food to candles/oils). good conversation, my man's seductive yet dominant attitude/demeanor
4. What turns you off? Holier than thou people/uppity asses
5. What sound or noise do you love? Wind blowing trough the trees; a nice melody
6. What sound or noise do you hate? a telephone ringing
7. What is your favourite curse word?Damnit (man)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Marine Biologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Mortician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? So, what do you think of it all now???
