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Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Let's share 3 things!

1. I've done opera in Europe.
2. I love to cook.
3. I'm an introvert with extrovert tendencies.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
1. I've done a parachute jump
2. I hate Smart Cars and want to blow them all up
3. I love most superhero films, especially Marvel ones. But I hate Batman and would like to see him get his arse kicked by Rocket.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by kiera
1. I've done a parachute jump
2. I hate Smart Cars and want to blow them all up
3. I love most superhero films, especially Marvel ones. But I hate Batman and would like to see him get his arse kicked by Rocket.


Oh, your number 3 would be amazing to watch! ?
Emerson501
Sultan of Smut
1. I've been to all 50 US states
2. I, too, love to cook
3. Thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail is on my bucket list
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Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Emerson501
1. I've been to all 50 US states
2. I, too, love to cook
3. Thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail is on my bucket list


which was your favorite?
Emerson501
Sultan of Smut
I'd have to say Alaska. I went in August and life was exploding everywhere. It was beautiful.
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Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Emerson501
I'd have to say Alaska. I went in August and life was exploding everywhere. It was beautiful.


It's on my bucket list of places to visit. That sounds splendid!
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
1. I spent the first 6 weeks of my life in an incubator because I had almost no baby fat to keep me warm, but now my skin always feels warmer to the touch than most people's.

2. I've toured more than 30 Frank Lloyd Wright homes and public buildings all over the country because my boyfriend is a FLW nut.

3. I've played the piano since I was 5, and Native American flutes since age 17, but in h.s. I was a band nerd and played drums, and marimbas in college.
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
1 : I have an exceptionally high IQ

2: Most people get on my nerves

3: I love going to the Coast
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
1. I used to work at the National Security Agency.
2. I retired from IRS Appeals, where I was an interest computation expert.
3. I am a museum nut. I have to visit at least one in every city I visit.
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
1. I taught myself to play acoustic guitar.
2. Mozart and Beethoven are my musical influences.
3. I love pb&js
SummerLeigh
Candyland Kitten
1. I feel that unless I am watching, reading, and typing, generally all taking place while I'm on the phone talking, then I am accomplishing nothing (but talking is my favorite).

2. I read and collect cookbooks (about 500 at last count). I find them almost as fascinating as erotica. And don't make that weird...I don't like them THAT much.

3. I love anything that spikes my adrenaline-motorcycles, fast cars, roller coasters and on and on.
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by littleduchess
1. I feel that unless I am watching, reading, and typing, generally all taking place while I'm on the phone talking, then I am accomplishing nothing (but talking is my favorite).

2. I read and collect cookbooks (about 500 at last count). I find them almost as fascinating as erotica. And don't make that weird...I don't like them THAT much.

3. I love anything that spikes my adrenaline-motorcycles, fast cars, roller coasters and on and on.


Has there been a favorite recipe that you've come across as a result of collecting so many cookbooks?
SummerLeigh
Candyland Kitten
Quote by Literati_Sage80


Has there been a favorite recipe that you've come across as a result of collecting so many cookbooks?


A favorite? As in singular? (Eagerly grabs my list...)



Just kidding...kind of. It's hard to pick a favorite really.

But, off the top of my head I'd have to say one of my favorites is by Tyler Florence...Blueberry scones with lemon glaze. They are quick and easy and literally melt in your mouth. Plus, the top of your head kinda explodes so all the lemony freshness can escape. Try them at your own risk. (Actually if you do try them the glaze recipe that is printed isn't correct. Just a drizzle of lemon juice will do ya.)
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by littleduchess


A favorite? As in singular? (Eagerly grabs my list...)



Just kidding...kind of. It's hard to pick a favorite really.

But, off the top of my head I'd have to say one of my favorites is by Tyler Florence...Blueberry scones with lemon glaze. They are quick and easy and literally melt in your mouth. Plus, the top of your head kinda explodes so all the lemony freshness can escape. Try them at your own risk. (Actually if you do try them the glaze recipe that is printed isn't correct. Just a drizzle of lemon juice will do ya.)


That sounds utterly amazing! I'll be looking that one up!
Guest
Lurker
My gosh....not sure what to put here that won't put people off or have them roll their eyes.....

1. My first real job was as an erotic model in Europe
2. I am about to finish my MBA
3. I am pretty sure that I own every Disney movie ever made.
unicorn92
Active Ink Slinger
^^^Disney movies are the best!!!!

1. I'm great at baking cheesecake.
2. I have slightly over a handful of cats (guess I fit the typical lesbian stereotype?)
3. My eyes change according to mood or what I wear. (shades of blue/green/grey)
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Literati_Sage80


Oh, your number 3 would be amazing to watch! ?


I know.

We get more than one go, right??

1. I am a huge Formula 1 fan.
2. I have gone down into a pit full of alligators in Gambia and stroke one named Charlie.
3. I get sea sick fishing on the Atlantic in Gambia
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
GoNE68
Active Ink Slinger
1. I never know what to put in lists.
2. No, honestly, I never know what to put in lists.
3. See 1 and 2.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by GoNE68
1. I never know what to put in lists.
2. No, honestly, I never know what to put in lists.
3. See 1 and 2.


Not even shopping lists? I thought all men were incapable of shopping without a shopping list, even for less than 5 items
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Quote by kiera


Not even shopping lists? I thought all men were incapable of shopping without a shopping list, even for less than 5 items



LMFAO smile
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by kiera


Not even shopping lists? I thought all men were incapable of shopping without a shopping list, even for less than 5 items


Ha!!

1. I don't make shopping lists on paper.
2. I prefer the mental ones.
3. Even then, I totally disregard them.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Literati_Sage80


Ha!!

1. I don't make shopping lists on paper.
2. I prefer the mental ones.
3. Even then, I totally disregard them.


But in doing this, when you get home have you forgotten to buy items you went out to get?
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
browncoffee
Coco Pop
1. I love Scrabble but cannot play with my way-too-competitive brother.
2. I write story ideas/titles on scraps of paper which clutter up my bag/pockets.
3. I'm an excellent cook and I LOVE cleaning.
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by kiera


But in doing this, when you get home have you forgotten to buy items you went out to get?


On occasion. Mostly not.
Literati_Sage80
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by browncoffee
1. I love Scrabble but cannot play with my way-too-competitive brother.
2. I write story ideas/titles on scraps of paper which clutter up my bag/pockets.
3. I'm an excellent cook and I LOVE cleaning.
what

What is your favorite dish to make?
Regnadkcin
Active Ink Slinger
1. I love to travel. I have been to 37 countries on five continents.
2. I do math problems for fun
3. Dogs smile at me
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
When I was a kid I had a pet monkey, bought out of Boy's Life (Boy Scout magazine) for $14.95. We had it for three months, then gave it to a pet shop. He was fun, but batshit crazy.

I got thrown in jail in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Got out the Monday before Fat Tuesday. It was kinda fun.

I hitchhiked from Des Moines, IA to NYC via Canada, going over the Great Lakes. When I got to NYC I stayed there for 12 years.
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
1. My entire family knows I write erotica for fun. Husband and grown kids, (My Mom only had two questions, Does it make you happy? (Yes) Do you write under an assumed name (Yes). Then that's all that matters she concluded.

2. I despise milk and if it touches me I have to go and wash it off. I tolerate it's presence in recipes, but never by itself. I've been this way since I was two I am told by my parents

3. I got my first tattoo at age 50.
Emerson501
Sultan of Smut
Quote by kiera


Not even shopping lists? I thought all men were incapable of shopping without a shopping list, even for less than 5 items


I catch hell because I don't make shopping lists, I make shopping maps. Everything is listed out in the right location so I only have to make one pass.

Yes, I still forget things. But I do so in an extremely efficient way.
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