3 Things About Yourself

Horny all the time

Twin daughters plus one

Married husband after livingvwith him six years

Everybody who knows me now thinks of me a super st8 guy, but I was a wildchild for a long time (I've been a swinger, sex surrogate and Bull and cuckold both)

I went to formula II racing school and was in 4 or 5 races and even won 1!

I am the next thing to a hypersexual, yet I've been celibate for 10 years

A) I'm a combat vet.

B) I'm considered and excellent cook, baker, candy maker by most who know me.

C) I scuba dove for years

Love to cook

Love to crossdress

Love to suck cock.

Butt Fetish. I love anal sex and getting shots in the butt.

MIFF. 3 daughters haven't diminished my sexual desire.

Fasionable/Conservative (Old Fashioned) Dresser. Always in a skirt and blouse or dress with nylons and high heels.

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I am required to have an “adult” accompany me to Costco to keep my spending below $500 per visit.

1. I am an exceptional cook.

2. I am a compulsive reader.

3. I have worked 123 countries.

LMFAO

1. Irascible

2. A pickle lover

3. Irritatingly indecisive

1. Excellent Cook

2. I used to swing with bisexual M/F couples or serve as a bull to couples/cuck couples. Would do it again w/o thinking.

3. I’ve been to nude campgrounds.

1. I am almost always listening to music, unless watching TV.

2. I have visited all 50 states and 12 countries, world-wide.

3. I love sports and played golf, tennis, and baseball, while in school.

Double major BA (mathematics and physics) , JD, LLM

Fluent in German

Licensed private pilot with IFR rating

1. I used to write

2. I have 3 cats

3. I'm on a painting kick atm.

I'm stupid tall
I'm stupid thin
but not altogether stupid

I'm a queer witch.

I'm attracted to intelligent women with a mind of their own. (See the poster above for an example of this.)

I'm the one who keeps changing the radio station at work away from top 40 to classical music.

Pedant

Penguin whisperer

Purveyor of quality smut

Hedonist pursuer of the pleasures of the flesh

Frustrated, time-starved want-to-be author of stories of pleasures of the flesh

Fertile mind always thinking about pleasures of the flesh