Your top 10 celebrities you love to have sex with.

27 Aug 2014

Ten? Really? All at the same time? My grandma cautioned me about things like this.

27 Aug 2014

Here's mine and they're not in any particular order/priority!!!

1. Alexander Skarsgaard
2. Jason Mamoa
3. Jensen Ackles
4. Joe Manganello
5. Colin O'Donaghue
6. Joseph Gordon Levitt
7. Luke Evans
8. Matt Bomer
9. Michael Fassbender
10. Robert Downey Jr.

28 Aug 2014

1. Bruce Springsteen
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Kellan Lutz
4. Brad Pitt
5. Pitbull
6. Stephen Bauer
7. David Beckham
8. Mario Lopez
9. Maksim Chmerkovskiy
10. Jim Morrison if he was alive......

29 Aug 2014

Quote by Mysteria27
1. Bruce Springsteen
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Kellan Lutz
4. Brad Pitt
5. Pitbull
6. Stephen Bauer
7. David Beckham
8. Mario Lopez
9. Maksim Chmerkovskiy
10. Jim Morrison if he was alive......

Hey girl to steal from you because I am at a loss.
7 and 4 and 10. Pitbull you have a wild side as if I didn't know. LOL. Limp home and there is wine waiting and I want to know all.

29 Aug 2014

Quote by dpw

You'd need a sex change for one of your choices!

Who would I need a sex change for? Haha ... A girl can daydream ;)

3 Sep 2014

Quote by stephanie

She's got A LOT OF VOTES!

(She's hot as fuck though... Ass the size of a fucking ferry boat... NIGELLA HAS A HUGE ASS! Which is not an issue... Absolutely not. Kind of a PLUS, really...)

xx SF

NIGELLA LAWSON IS LIKE AN AD FOR VAGINAS

100% yes. The woman is just dripping sensuality. Curves in ALL the right places. Darn sexy mouth as well. Plus, the woman is a domestic GODDESS, I adore a woman who has superb culinary skills. She wins on all counts for me.

27 Sep 2015

1. David Tennant
2. Mark Ruffalo
3. Jeremy Renner
4. Jon Brenthal
5. Robert Downey Jr.
6. Luke Bryan
7. Johnny Knoxville (tiny penis or not, he's still hot)
8. Joe Manganiello
9. John Hamm
10. Alex Pettyfer

28 Sep 2015

Ok and with this thread I realised that I have no celebrity fantasies, all of my crushes are for athletes...

"If it doesn't leave you breathless, sweaty and ready to fade, it's just not worth doing."

17 Apr 2016

in no in particular order..

1. Daniel Radcliffe
2. Tom Felton
3. Josh Duhamel
4. Tom Hardy
5. Johnny Depp
6. Chris Pine
7. Chris Evans
8. Brandon Routh
9. James McAvoy
10. Tom Hiddleston

Read it

She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. ~ Charles Bukowski

17 Apr 2016

1. Henry Cavill
2. Luke Evans
3. Johnny Depp
4. Brad Pitt
5. Chris Hemsworth
6. Hugh Jackman
7. Darren Hayes
8. Eric Bana
9. Matt Bomer
10. Matt Bellamy

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

17 Apr 2016

It'll be tough to finish this list. Things are already starting to get in the way...

Not necessarily in this order, but I'd take them in any order I could get.

Embarassed

10. Hayden Panettierre
9. Kate Beckinsale
8. Rachel Weisz
7. Mila Kunis
6. Scarlett Johansson
5. Constance Wu (Mom on Fresh off the Boat)
4. Catherine Zeta Jones
3. Diane Lane
2. Juliette Binoche
1. Donna Reed (from It's a Wonderful Life)

17 Apr 2016

1. Charlie Hunnam
2. Zac Efron
3. Hugh Jackman
3. Charlize Theron
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Chris Hemsworth
6. Scarlet Johansson
7. Johnny Depp
8. Mark Walhberg
9. Brent Smith
10. Chase Rice

17 Apr 2016

Scarlett Johansson X 10

17 Apr 2016

Scarlett Johansson X 10

19 Apr 2016

1. Henry Cavill (holy fuck)
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Chris Evans
4. Chris Pine
5. Ryan Gosling
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. Taylor Lautner
8. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
9. Eric Dane
10. Mila Kunis

19 Apr 2016

1) Jessica Alba
2) Katy Perry
3) Cheryl Cole
4) Olivia Wilde
5) Aj lee
6) Melissa benoist
7) Georgia May Jagger
8) Mollie King
9) rosamund pike
10) Rosie Huntington-whiteley

For the past few months I’ve been using Instagram and been using the site to post my photography . Here’s the link to my profile

https://www.instagram.com/farmerroger1/

My recommended read

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/amongst-the-arabian-sands

here’s a link to my photography album in my media

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/farmerroger/media?album=2399646

19 Apr 2016

Quote by Hornygirly93
1. Henry Cavill (holy fuck)
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Chris Evans
4. Chris Pine
5. Ryan Gosling
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. Taylor Lautner
8. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
9. Eric Dane
10. Mila Kunis

Agrees mmm mmm mmmm

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

19 Apr 2016

10:- Kacey Barnfield
09:- Asa Akira
08:- Daisy Ridley
07:- Belinda Stewart-Wilson
06:- Hope Solo
05:- Alex Morgan
04:- Kate Beckinsale
03:- Megan Fox (in Transformers)
02:- Mila Kunis
01:- Jenna-Louise Coleman

19 Apr 2016

1. Shannen Doherty
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Demi Moore
4. Courtney Cox
5. Kate Beckinsale

That's all. Now if the list included models the above list would be a lot different

19 Apr 2016

Beyoncé
Idris Elba
Rosario Dawson
Salma Hayek
Adriana Lima
Angela Bassett
Angelica Ross
Nerissa Irving
Serena Williams
André 3000

(unordered)

=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===

19 Apr 2016

Connor McGregor
John Cena
Jason Statham
Bradley Cooper
Aaron Rodgers
Charlie Hunam
Vince Vaughn
Brantley Gilbert
Jennifer Lawrence (I'm straight but who cares she's gorgeous!)
Jake Gyllenhall

20 Apr 2016

1. Stana Katic
2. Leslie Mann
3. Connie Britton
4. Idina Menzel
5. Marie Osmond
6. Jessica Biel
7. Charlize Theron
8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
9. Mia Hamm
10. Rose McGowen

20 Apr 2016

1. Colin Farrell
2. Colin Firth
3. Wayne Rooney
4. James Dean
5. Cary Grant
6. Grace Kelly
7. Nikki Sixx
8. Dave Navarro
9. Zakk Wylde
10. Mila Kunis

20 Apr 2016

In no particular order:

Chace Crawford
Stephen Amell
Ian Somerhalder
James Marsden
Chris Evans
Adam Levine
Jared Leto
Chris Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth

Last but not least, and dorky as fuck, but Axl Rose circa 80's in his beautiful leathers doing his funky dancing (Sweet Child clip in particular from memory). But wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole now LOL.

20 Apr 2016

Not in any order

1. Diana Rigg ( Her avengers years )
2. Julianne Moore
3. Nicole Kidman
4. Luciana Paluzzi
5.Rosamund pike
6. Melinda Clarke
7. Amber Heard
8. Angie dickinson ( if I had a time machine )
9.Naomi Watts
10. Caroline Munro

I'd love you to check out my latest

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx

20 Apr 2016

Kurt Russell
Clive Owen
Jason Momoa
Michael Fassbender
Marton Csokas
Idris Elba
Billy Zane
Javier Bardem
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Vidyut Jamwal

20 Apr 2016

sorry double post.

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

20 Apr 2016

Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
evil4

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

20 Apr 2016

In no particular order (preferably all at once)
Chris Hemsworth
Ryan Reynolds
Louis Theroux
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hiddleston
Adam Levine
Joe Manganiello
Tom Hardy
Colin Farrell
Leonardo DiCaprio

Bloody hell! What a list. Think it's time for a cold shower! I must have a secret superhero fetish! evil4

20 Apr 2016

Oh how did I forget Leo?!!!