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You know you're addicted to porn when....

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Ok...while looking for some good jokes for a best man's speech I'm writing I found this site.
http://www.no-porn.com/test.html

Read, laugh, and seriously consider your addiction ;P

According to this...yuparoo...I'm addicted and should get into a 12 step program as fast as humanly possible.
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Most of them are 'Are you concerned' or 'Does it worry ypu?'

Nope it doesnt worry me at all thank you!! :S
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LMAO Ms Monroe, you crack me up!
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when ur jerkin off 3-4 times a day watching porn daily
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When you log on to porn sites at work and risk your job.
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When your partner is being deprived of sex because you are masturbating to porn..
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I don't see watching porn as a bad thing...it saves me from doing the laundry...
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Of course I am addicted to porn. When I watch it, it leaves me numb, and conflicted. Persecuted by the illusion of what I could be instead of who I pretend to be. But when I stop, I discover that the unpleasant numbness I experienced is the grit of life. For the great expanse of nothingness without porn is more horrific. It threatens to swallow me whole, blacking out my existence, sadistically piping back the echoes of my own muffled screaming to mock the last tortured moments of my voyeuristic sobriety.

Of course that could be the dopamine talking.
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You realize you've been a subscriber for 30 years to Playboy and you've used the same excuse: "I just like to read the articles, opinions and essays."

Then someone mentions your 28 year subscriptions to Penthouse, Spank, Oui, Hustler, TittyCity, Minx, Rogue, Cooze, Filth, Scratch, FHM, Maxim and fifteen others which have faithfully arrived monthly, in plain brown wrappers to your mailbox.

And you've kept them all in four huge steamer trunks in your basement.

"Hey, I like to read, fuck off!"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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when ur jerkin off 3-4 times a day watching porn daily


I'd only class that little amount as a passing interest in porn.
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When you log on to porn sites at work and risk your job.


You need to get an iPhone and then you can log on and look at porn at work or anywhere else even church!

Sex is natural and I totally don't get why we all have to be so secretive about it. Society needs to change.
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Quote by edlangston
When you log on to porn sites at work and risk your job.


You need to get an iPhone and then you can log on and look at porn at work or anywhere else even church!

Sex is natural and I totally don't get why we all have to be so secretive about it. Society needs to change.


Darn tootin girl.
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When you just need a little porn to get you up and out of bed on lazy Sunday mornings.