Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Alright... I've deduced Guest is Gav!
I saw Guest lurking around the Gold Lounge...
Guest can't be a lurker that hasn't joined the site since you need to be a Gold Member to be in there!
Tsk, tsk, tsk Gav... I SAW YOU!
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3 Staff Members, 3 Members, 18 Guests, 1 Invisible User
*** Quote by Shylass
There is a startling new development in the Fred saga!
I belong to a private forum. There are 10 members. We can see who has been active in the last 24 hours. Nobody can find the site without the (unlisted) address, nor can they get past the log-in page unless they are logged in. How, then, did this happen (I'm the invisible user)?
It's that stupid Fred! He's brought his mates along!
Quote by reddionysus
Guest....I can't even get 'em to look my way! So lonely when all you ever do is wait to be stalked
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How bizarre! Last night, I actually considered contacting Admin to see if they would change the name they give to Guest (the multiple account users now merged), to "Fred Guest"! Do you think they would?
Quote by Jenni
We can't call Fred "Fred Guest" cos it would sound too much like "Fred West" the serial killer who buried loads of people in his garden and I think our Fred is a little more domesticated than that!
Anyway just giving this a bump cos it made me laugh first time around and I'm curious about more Fred sightings in Lushland!?
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Quote by Shylass
There is a startling new development in the Fred saga!
I belong to a private forum. There are 10 members. We can see who has been active in the last 24 hours. Nobody can find the site without the (unlisted) address, nor can they get past the log-in page unless they are logged in. How, then, did this happen (I'm the invisible user)?
It's that stupid Fred! He's brought his mates along!
Quote by Shylass
This isn't about stalking, this is more... scary coincidence. For me, anyway. You're probably thinking, WTF? Or, WTHIWWY? Or, What the hell does WTHIWWY mean? It's "what the hell is wrong with you?"
But anyway... Often, when I read a thread, I am reading it, and then get to the end, where it tells you who else is reading the thread at the same time. And often, it says, "Guest, Shylass". It doesn't happen all the time, but in waves. If it's a popular thread, I always see the names of logged-in Lush people, at busy times, and sometimes Guest as well, and that's fine. And other times, it's all quiet, and just me on my own reading either latest posts, or more frequently, really old posts/threads.
But other times, when it's really quiet on site, like sleeping cross-over, it's just me and Guest. And I'm all... mate! Are you following me? Or is it coincidence that one guest, when everyone else is quiet, is simply flitting about like I do, or lots of guests happen to be reading a single thread, or one Guest got there first and actually, I'm crashing their party and they're all... Shylass! Are you following me? Why is Guest reading posts from 2009 at the same time as me? Are they following me to see if I might express an opinion? Or to see if I blush? Or... to annoy me? Are they simply like-minded, in which case, why don't they sign up so I can see who they are? Why are they reading ancient threads with me?
Or is it just me?
Quote by Shylass
It's cos I found out what he likes to do in his spare time!
I don't care who you appear as, Gav! I'm still calling you Fred!
