Where do you masturbate??

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Up in the old oak just to the right of the stairs -- watching Sprite and Kimmi, of course (sorry boys).

Everywhere where i figure i won't get caught.   Okay not my car, that is for driving. 

I agree with Donna anywhere and everywhere possible and yes in the car too

Just about any where ,especially if a friend wants to join in!!😋

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In my closet, on the floor, in the dark, hiding my sin, with my bag of toys

Probably mostly in bed. 

Usually in front of my computer in the family room. Nobody comes down here anymore so they have started calling it my man cave. I've done nothing to encourage that.

Since there is always a chance a family member may pop in, I keep my clothes on.

I don't. I have several volunteers who constantly help me avoid having to.

In the wardrobe 

Sometimes while setting hot rollers infront of my vanity. 

But riding dildo while setting hair w/ half an inch curling iron that one time for ADAM ANT concert was a mistake. 

No to hot equipment well, unless it's 100% beeswax candle.

The bath of course, or the shower, or... well if we are being totally honest, on the sofa browsing the internet on the laptop.

In bed is the last sad pointer to the husband you are neglecting me, Nuts to you, I will do it myself. Have to admit it usually works.

Wherever it’s safe to do it without causing trouble. My favourite place is outdoors naked. Indoors wherever I happen to be and our balcony is a favourite. It’s not overlooked so I can do it safely without easily being seen. No doubt I could be from some distance away. 

When using toys i am generally in the bedroom. My girlfriend and I often masturbate together on our own or on each other. I am not ashamed to do it openly with others watching - if I know them. 

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The bath of course, or the shower, or... well if we are being totally honest, on the sofa browsing the internet on the laptop.

In bed is the last sad pointer to the husband you are neglecting me, Nuts to you, I will do it myself. Have to admit it usually works.

I have done it in dressing rooms, the beach, work, constitutional law class, the metro, the park an airplane, dentists office, golf cart, in the water restaurants….. are you getting the idea? Haha

I usually masturbate in bed or the couch while watching porn but find it most exhilarating when I do it in random places that I could get caught.

Whenever I want

Usually between my legs, but not always

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Usually between my legs, but not always

Where ever the mood takes me 🤣

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Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! in the closet, when I'm bare - I would do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to do the deed from here to there!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism. )

This was good

Any place I could get cought makes feel so much better

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Sometimes while setting hot rollers infront of my vanity. 

But riding dildo while setting hair w/ half an inch curling iron that one time for ADAM ANT concert was a mistake. 

No to hot equipment well, unless it's 100% beeswax candle.

In the living quarters of my horse trailer