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Tesco.

Self-checkout, naturally.
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Tesco.

Self-checkout, naturally.


And there was me thinking you were in pain...

A slow bus home
Mostly in bed


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Bed or shower
I love the shower. All that steam and pulsing water.
It depends rrally. I love to masturbate in the shower with help from the shower head. But also in bed, on the couch, kitchen table, car or even on the toilet at work. If I'm at home and I have the time I go on lush with my butt plug in and my Ben wa balls in .. when I get to masturbating illn remove the balls and fuck my vibrator
Usually in my recliner in the morning when I am alone and wife is asleep, although I will do it any where I can in my house, the back yard, the pool where ever I get turned on and with what ever turns me on at the time...like to fantasize...
Usually at my desk... a naughty story or porn in front of me.... I work from home, so once everyone is gone for the day, I'm free to play. I have one of those big plastic carpet protectors under my desk, so often times I'll just let it fly and clean up after....
Between my legs.....
In bed or in the shower
On the bed, in my lazy-boy, in the shower, wherever a girl wants to watch me or join me.
In my bed, shower, on the deck in my back yard.
I love to masturbate, I will do it just abut any place.
Bed, shower, or every so often I'll pick a random place
Where ever the mood hits me. Usually at home but, both places of work, car, where ever.
In the bed, mostly
nothing matters ....! i must enjoy
nothing matters ....! i must enjoy
a lot of times in the shower but also just in bed propped up against my pillows.
In the courthouse naked standing up, keeps me off jury duty.
In my bed, in the tub, on the sofa, in the shower, in my car, in the pool, beside the pool, in the hot tub,...
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In my bed, in the tub, on the sofa, in the shower, in my car, in the pool, beside the pool, in the hot tub,...


Yeah about that in the car thing. You still owe me for when you lost control and ran through my flower bed.

To answer the question the most common bed, sofa and shower but I am open.
In my cell after lights out.... just kidding, I do it at in front of my lap top in my man cave. I usually have 3 or 4 tabs tabs open and switch between gay porn and gay erotic stories.
Nature, fresh air, roof of the house, balcony. What can I say? I love diversity.
Bed
Couch
Floor
Closet
Front steps of the county courthouse.
6 steps behind Buz.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.