Where did you last have sex ?

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After the premiere of 50 Shades of Gray

Mmmmm nice

Can't recall and I only keep diaries for a rolling 20 years.

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Can't recall and I only keep diaries for a rolling 20 years.

🤣

In the shower

Yesterday, bedroom, bed. Could have been better.

This is so heartbreaking seeing everyone having sex and I can't remember when the last time was.

🙁

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This is so heartbreaking seeing everyone having sex and I can't remember when the last time was.

🙁

Quote by THammer

This is so heartbreaking seeing everyone having sex and I can't remember when the last time was.

I feel your pain

Tomorrow...Fingers crossed.

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Tomorrow...Fingers crossed.

You have the power to make it happen! We are all rooting for you!

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You have the power to make it happen! We are all rooting for you!

🤣

On the terrace

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On the terrace

With watchers too 🤣

Tomorrow

I must leave this forum as everyone is having sex and I’m still waiting for hell to freeze over for my chance

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I must leave this forum as everyone is having sex and I’m still waiting for hell to freeze over for my chance

Good luck.

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hell

Scotty in hell....

Satan "What is it, engineer?"

Scotty "The matter/anti-matter reactions powering the megafurnace have unexpectedly stopped. The temperature is dropping fast and in 12 hours hell will frozen over and there's nothing I can do.

Satan "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!! YOU'RE THE FUCKING ENGINEER. IT'S WHY I BROUGHT HERE!!!"

Scotty "The quantum field governing interactions between the matter and antimatter particles has stopped working. The wave function has collapsed into this reality and there's nothing I can do. I can't change the laws of quantum mechanics."

So, Hammer, you see you'll be getting more sex than you ever thought possible and sooner than you can possibly imagine.

Thank You Meagan. You are a true inspiration.

my bedroom, bed - w a fwb.

feb, dumped him after that... there's an etiquette to fwbism, something he just couldn't grasp.

In our bedroom while girls were napping. More to come,,God willing, tonight.

On the beach with my wife and another guy 😀

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my bedroom, bed - w a fwb.

feb, dumped him after that... there's an etiquette to fwbism, something he just couldn't grasp.

Guessing he wanted more than sex?

Bedroom this morning, she swallowed 😀

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Bedroom this morning, she swallowed 😀

Your one lucky dude 😀

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Your one lucky dude 😀

Indeed

In the shower