In the shower
Quote by THammer
hell
Scotty in hell....
Satan "What is it, engineer?"
Scotty "The matter/anti-matter reactions powering the megafurnace have unexpectedly stopped. The temperature is dropping fast and in 12 hours hell will frozen over and there's nothing I can do.
Satan "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!! YOU'RE THE FUCKING ENGINEER. IT'S WHY I BROUGHT HERE!!!"
Scotty "The quantum field governing interactions between the matter and antimatter particles has stopped working. The wave function has collapsed into this reality and there's nothing I can do. I can't change the laws of quantum mechanics."
So, Hammer, you see you'll be getting more sex than you ever thought possible and sooner than you can possibly imagine.