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What would you be willing to do for $5?

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Magical_felix
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any chance of having that in English please?


What part wasn't in English?
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What part wasn't in English?



Well maddog 20/20 sounds like a pop group and buckfast a male deer that is not eating for a while ...
Magical_felix
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Well maddog 20/20 sounds like a pop group and buckfast a male deer that is not eating for a while ...


I know you're trying to be clever or something but are you trying to tell me that the avenger at the bottom of ->this thread<- doesn't know what buckfast bum wine is? Lol please.
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I know you're trying to be clever or something but are you trying to tell me that the avenger at the bottom of ->this thread<- doesn't know what buckfast bum wine is? Lol please.


Love the old avengers .. Diana Rigg was my first celeb crush .. I took that link .. it said Error 404 .. nope I have no idea what a Buckfast is or one that in addition comes from ones bottom with wine .. UK here.
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Shudders!!!! maddog20/20 cheap crap like boones farm tickle pink wine

Which I am sure no Englishman has ever had...the drink of youth..cheap and easy

Does the uk have something similar that was passed around when you were younger?

Thank god my first drink was bud light ponys..piss water beer but at least not sweet...lol
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Have sex with Dave Grohl!! HAHA
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I bet you'd do a maddog 20/20 or buckfast for five bucks.



I bet you'd hit a crack pipe for 5 bucks.
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I'd pet any friendly corgi for $5
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hug a puppy or kitten and kiss the top of it's sweet head
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Give it to my Granddaughter. She is almost 4 and would feel rich.

Most things are usually just a perspective.
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I'd add $5-10 to it and buy a decent meal for one of the folks that I know are really in need of a decent meal that I volunteer to help at a shelter here in town. I'll never actually hand them money but gladly feed and cloth them and do the best I can to give them a hand up.
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Shudders!!!! maddog20/20 cheap crap like boones farm tickle pink wine

Which I am sure no Englishman has ever had...the drink of youth..cheap and easy

Does the uk have something similar that was passed around when you were younger?

Thank god my first drink was bud light ponys..piss water beer but at least not sweet...lol



Yes we do .. tap water or tea.
Magical_felix
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I bet you'd hit a crack pipe for 5 bucks.


Lol I don't know man... Judging from that avatar of yours it looks like you'd suck a dick for some crack.
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Love the old avengers .. Diana Rigg was my first celeb crush .. I took that link .. it said Error 404 .. nope I have no idea what a Buckfast is or one that in addition comes from ones bottom with wine .. UK here.


The link does not say error 404... It goes to a thread where Keira (the person I originally quoted) is all drunk, talking nonsense. See how you coming to the rescue is more embarrassing for her now?
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The link does not say error 404... It goes to a thread where Keira (the person I originally quoted) is all drunk, talking nonsense. See how you coming to the rescue is more embarrassing for her now?




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Lol I don't know man... Judging from that avatar of yours it looks like you'd suck a dick for some crack.


Glad I don't have a dick right now!
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I'd eat any female Lushie's pussy for $5 if it was clean... ;)
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.... ;)
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Lol I don't know man... Judging from that avatar of yours it looks like you'd suck a dick for some crack.


LOl i don't know man . I wouldn't stand much of a chance with that ATM booty of yours out on the steets. Everybody swipes yo shit.

I bet you got some stories to tell about.
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For five dollars, I'll change my avatar.
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I'd eat any female Lushie's pussy for $5 if it was clean... ;)


how much if it's dirty?

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You could keep the 5 and I would do almost anything for free I am pretty open and love being naked
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I'll let Kiera lick my belly button :P
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I'd watch Kiera licking Peri's belly button.

Yum yum.

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I'd watch Kiera licking Peri's belly button.

Yum yum.

Deb. X


I was thinking splitting $2.50 for Royal Ascot for you both? I heard there is a win one bet get one free going on..plus id flash my belly ring and we can drink pimms..plus id invite SJ and anything above a fiver he can pay for our hats.
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Hold up a sign that reads "PLEASE GIVE TO WOMEN'S SHELTERS!" The $5 would be given to the same.
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Glad I don't have a dick right now!


You're lucky. He'd probably hunker down on it like if it were a meth pipe. Sure he's got a grill to rival a fucking jack-o-lantern. Sounds painful.


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LOl i don't know man . I wouldn't stand much of a chance with that ATM booty of yours out on the steets. Everybody swipes yo shit.

I bet you got some stories to tell about.


Stop doing meth Ajax, I'm being serious now. Stop doing meth and buy a comb.
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just help carry your groceries