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What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?

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A satellite telephone (hopefully working)
My 10MM Smith.
"When its too kinky for everybody else, its just gettin' good for me."
(Kinky Freedman)
Honestly?

If you had food/water and a companion, what else could you need?

If my companion was Pam Upton, I would pray fervently for no one to ever find us!
Water and food.
Soleil and matches, well I guess I could do without the matches because she is so hot.
Jeremiah and my vibe, to allow him time to build our raft
I'm not building a raft. Why leave when its just you and me? I will need some sleep so I'll say that in addition to you I want a case of batteries!
Marmite and my tweezers smile
SAT phone or anything like that seems like cheating...

So.

Solar Powered iPod
Hunting Knife
A speed boat and plenty of gas for the speed boat
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i'm curious. is England considered a desert island? because, if it is, all i really need is a clean pair of knickers and a weeks supply of gin and tonics. smile


No England is not even an island and definitely not deserted but I'm sure it could accommodate your every want.
A sexy police officer and a bottomless ice cold beer smile
- An inflatable doll
- A paddle

If my escape plan doesn't work at least I'll have some fun before I starve to death.
A good knife and some matches
I would have to say a great computer that has internet with a never ending battery and my partner.
1. What I need to stay alive
2. "Her"
A solar powered iPod
Someone with me so I'm not all alone
an everlasting iPod and my boyfriend...
food and my girlfriend
Let me see.....My Hitachi magic wand for sure, and my laptop so i can log into Lush
50 shades of grey series.. and Hot guy ;)
A white sports coat and a pink carnation
My wife and a Hyatt hotel.

Although, I'd settle for Kate Beckinsale and a Hilton. What?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
my beautiful lady and The Boy Scout hanfbook to learn how to survive
A yacht...and its crew of hunky men...giggles
Canoe and paddle
Endless food and him...
Assuming there is a clean river and trees for shelter with food abundance on the ground, i would opt for nothing else, except maybe a way to ensure no one finds me.
Hmmm. I'm usually a very practical person, but since only 2 things are allowed I'd have to throw out practical.
I'd say I'd want my guy and an endless supply of Jagermeister :P

(The thought of Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Bennet comes to mind ;)
Hmmm. I'm usually a very practical person, but since only 2 things are allowed I'd have to throw out practical.
I'd say I'd want my guy and an endless supply of Jagermeister :P

(The thought of Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Bennet comes to mind ;)
knife and lighter. I'd also like a journal too keep a record of the days and what was going on.