What can a deformed Kardashian Behind be useful for?
As you know the Kardashians are a bunch of overpaid no talent women whose only claim to fame is that their father was a sleaze bag lawyer that got a cold blooded murder off and left two families destroyed and that their step father is a drag queen pervert. However the poor girls do suffer from a rare disease called “Fat Ass”. Please help these poor worthless deformed women by finding ways for them to use their ugly ass for good and not evil.
HERE ARE SOME SUGGESTIONS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN.
1. Hire a mountain guide to take you to the top of their butt so you can plant your flag.
2. As a replacement for the Goodyear Blimp when it retires and fly over the Super Bowl.
3. As a balloon float in the Thanksgiving Parade.
4. To fill a large Florida sink hole.
5. As a child’s bouncing ride at a party.
6. To fill a Black Hole in space.
7. A place for homeless mountain goats to roam.
8. To plug an active volcano. (If it does explode the lava will have a place to go. It will give the women a change to say they really have a hot ass.)
9. Their fake husbands can use their ass as a ball in friendly game of basketball.
10. Someplace for the Drag Queen Bruce Jenner to hide his head in shame.
Bonus question: I don’t know anyone who is foolish enough to admit they waste their time watching a show without a plot, with rotten actors and direction that is oblivious fake and treats its views as if they are even dumber than the people on the show, but if there is anyone out there willing to put on a mask, hide their voice that does really care about the kardashians will you tell us why. It would be most entertaining to find out what it is that makes you waste your life this way. I mean if you are the type who likes to watch paint dry we can understand otherwise please be kind and give us a good laugh.