What is the best place in the house to have sex other than the bedroom?

Either in shower or in the gym room.

Hmmm... Interesting... If we both have been getting turned on the whole night, I think the living room floor will see some action as soon as the door closes.

In the attic, with the spiders watching as they spin.

On our balcony. My apt is located at the back of the building, so there isn’t a ton of risk, but it can be exhilarating hearing people walk below us.