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WellMadeMale
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Quote by Magical_felix


Do you still let the husband watch or nah?


That costs extra, dude.

As does
Unloading your nut on his face.
Sitting without being handcuffed.
Shooting video for keepsake memories.

What do you charge?
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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


That costs extra, dude.

As does
Unloading your nut on his face.
Sitting without being handcuffed.
Shooting video for keepsake memories.

What do you charge?


Wait, you did that? I’m not busting your balls. I think your story really is fascinating. How does the conversation about that first come about?
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix


Wait, you did that? I’m not busting your balls. I think your story really is fascinating. How does the conversation about that first come about?


So, you just give away your services...you let the husband suck you off to completion - free of charge?

There's no way I could hang with that action, but more power to you, chief.
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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


So, you just give away your services...you let the husband suck you off to completion - free of charge?

There's no way I could hang with that action, but more power to you, chief.


You joke.. Okay, funny haha... But seriously, how does the whole conversation go? Like how do they even acquire your services? Like back in the 60s there was no Internet, how do they even find some random guy that will cum on a dude's face all willy nilly? Please be serious with your reply, its not a common thing and your story is worthy of telling and being heard.
Samantha32
Active Ink Slinger
1/ Stairs 2/ on my married GF's bed 3/ against a wall, any wall
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix


You joke.. Okay, funny haha... But seriously, how does the whole conversation go? Like how do they even acquire your services? Like back in the 60s there was no Internet, how do they even find some random guy that will cum on a dude's face all willy nilly? Please be serious with your reply, its not a common thing and your story is worthy of telling and being heard.


You're constantly inventing stories yourself, you should recognize when someone's pulling your chain right? Perhaps you have long ago so thoroughly confused reality with fiction that you no longer can decipher what you read, let alone your own stories you share?

After all, you are an internet beneficial agriculture baron/employer and as of last night, also an astute 18 year long investment millionaire. You have been so savvy for so long about so many things many other young men are ignorant as fuck about.

The only thing holding you back from complete millionaire/baron/playboy status is total rawdogging. But your homophobia, height envy and your extreme preference for dating only the youngest women are all rather symptomatic of problems instead of solutions.

But again, it's your story, so own it and live the dream, bro. This is a fantasy sex/porno site after all.
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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


You're constantly inventing stories yourself, you should recognize when someone's pulling your chain right? Perhaps you have long ago so thoroughly confused reality with fiction that you no longer can decipher what you read, let alone your own stories you share?

After all, you are an internet beneficial agriculture baron/employer and as of last night, also an astute 18 year long investment millionaire. You have been so savvy for so long about so many things many other young men are ignorant as fuck about.

The only thing holding you back from complete millionaire/baron/playboy status is total rawdogging. But your homophobia, height envy and your extreme preference for dating only the youngest women are all rather symptomatic of problems instead of solutions.

But again, it's your story, so own it and live the dream, bro. This is a fantasy sex/porno site after all.


Haha whaaaaa???

I was just wondering how the whole having sex in front of dudes and cumming on them comes about. You have mentioned it many times in the forum and I was just wondering. But I guess you're just going to assume I'm trying to fuck with you and get all defensive. I was genuinely curious this time.
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She
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If it has to be a room in the house... I would say the kitchen or a big shower.

If it doesn't... I think I would have to say the dressing room or control room in a theater.
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I'm going to say the living room. Under a blanket, snuggled up watching TV, hands wandering. Not done that for ages but it's lovely.
WellMadeMale
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Quote by Magical_felix


Haha whaaaaa???

I was just wondering how the whole having sex in front of dudes and cumming on them comes about. You have mentioned it many times in the forum and I was just wondering. But I guess you're just going to assume I'm trying to fuck with you and get all defensive. I was genuinely curious this time.


a) I'm not a homophobe

b) I've never worried about the size of my cock or whether another man or two see it fully engorged when there is a naked wife/girlfriend nearby getting serviced.

c) I've mentioned group sex/gangbangs and trains a few times in the past - it is part of my sexual history and I'm not ashamed of it - although every time I've ever mentioned it, you have tried to paint me as either a homosexual or bisexual or sex shamed me in some respect. That's on you, sweetheart, and everyone sees and knows it.

d) I'm not the only guy you've done this to either. I remember a handful of private black box conversations you and I had (when we were still Lush associated friends) where you were asking me what I thought of this guy or that guy and whether he was gay or not... I'm not going to name those names as I knew then you were a dirtball and I'm not going to be that dirtball now.

Everyone else who's been here since 2010 has witnessed this homophobia of yours.

whaaaa indeed.
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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


a) I'm not a homophobe

b) I've never worried about the size of my cock or whether another man or two see it fully engorged when there is a naked wife/girlfriend nearby getting serviced.

c) I've mentioned group sex/gangbangs and trains a few times in the past - it is part of my sexual history and I'm not ashamed of it - although every time I've ever mentioned it, you have tried to paint me as either a homosexual or bisexual or sex shamed me in some respect. That's on you, sweetheart, and everyone sees and knows it.

d) I'm not the only guy you've done this to either. I remember a handful of private black box conversations you and I had (when we were still Lush associated friends) where you were asking me what I thought of this guy or that guy and whether he was gay or not... I'm not going to name those names as I knew then you were a dirtball and I'm not going to be that dirtball now.

Everyone else who's been here since 2010 has witnessed this homophobia of yours.

whaaaa indeed.



a) No one said you were... I was just wondering how some of the scenarios you crow about have come to be. The way I imagine it is funny yes.. but maybe you could have actually answered and enlightened me on how it actually comes about, you cumming on a woman's husband's face. But no, Mr. Defensive has to take over your computer.

b) It's not gay in a three-way. Another reason that I don't understand why you get so defensive. It's like someone saying I'm Chinese, and me getting all crazy about it. I am not Chinese and there is no way I could turn Chinese so it would be weird for me to get all bent out of shape about that right?

c) Don't try to act like some kind of victim. Did you not just in this very thread try to paint me as some kind of ? You did didn't you? the difference is that I am obviously not a so it would be silly for me to get all mad about that. I know it's just you acting out of anger. You acting like some kind of victim is silly, you're being silly now.

d)Yes, I remember that conversation as well. It's when Clum asked if trying to meet new guy friends in a locker room was weird and I responded "that would be so gay". I remember Clum getting a little annoyed at that and you sending me a black box being rather disparaging about Clum's sexuality. The twist being that Clum actually revealed later on that he is bisexual. I think bisexual... sexual with guys to some degree at least. He's publicly revealed that so I don't think he would mind me saying it. I certainly wouldn't mind someone saying I'm straight. Again, not sure why you are trying to play the victim card now, unless you are trying to be funny... You have conducted yourself way way worse than me. Why aren't you a moderator anymore Jeff? Refresh my memory.
WellMadeMale
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Quote by Magical_felix

You have conducted yourself way way worse than me. Why aren't you a moderator anymore Jeff? Refresh my memory.



Ask Nicola why I stepped down as a story verifier.
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WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix


c) Don't try to act like some kind of victim. Did you not just in this very thread try to paint me as some kind of ? You did didn't you? the difference is that I am obviously not a so it would be silly for me to get all mad about that. I know it's just you acting out of anger. You acting like some kind of victim is silly, you're being silly now.




I never implied that you're a pedobear... That's you projecting again. You just really prefer younger pliable women. Big difference.
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WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix


d)Yes, I remember that conversation as well. It's when Clum asked if trying to meet new guy friends in a locker room was weird and I responded "that would be so gay". I remember Clum getting a little annoyed at that and you sending me a black box being rather disparaging about Clum's sexuality. The twist being that Clum actually revealed later on that he is bisexual. I think bisexual... sexual with guys to some degree at least. He's publicly revealed that so I don't think he would mind me saying it. I certainly wouldn't mind someone saying I'm straight. Again, not sure why you are trying to play the victim card now, unless you are trying to be funny...



You know, I'd forgotten all about that revolting chat. Now that you've gone and doxxed someone...maybe you'd like to mention the other guy (who you fueded with here on occasion, but I'm sure he knows by now) You're constantly haranguing him or his girlfriend.

It's just you, being the obnoxious you. Nicola has tolerated it for 8 years? You get suspended about twice a year, although you haven't been this year.... yet.

That's probably going to change.
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Soccermom
Active Ink Slinger
If your talking in the house I do love the shower, I also love outside in the pool and hot tub area, (guess I have a thing for water). I would have to say anywhere I am having sex is great for me.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


Ask Nicola why I stepped down as a story verifier.


I am asking you why you "stepped down" lol.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


I never implied that you're a pedobear... That's you projecting again. You just really prefer younger pliable women. Big difference.


I dunno... seems like backpedaling now. The article you linked to does imply that you were painting me as a . Probably why your crying that I am bullying you will and always has fallen on deaf ears.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


You know, I'd forgotten all about that revolting chat. Now that you've gone and doxxed someone...maybe you'd like to mention the other guy (who you fueded with here on occasion, but I'm sure he knows by know) You're constantly haranguing him or his girlfriend.

It's just you, being the obnoxious you. Nicola has tolerated it for 8 years? You get suspended about twice a year, although you haven't been this year.... yet.

That's probably going to change.


You should remember it and you do, that's why you brought it up... Why are you saying you forgot about it? You brought it up lol. You were the one who messaged me and I think you need to look up what doxxing is.

I am not sure who the other guy you mentioned is, the guy you say he "knows by know". I really don't, there have been a lot of guys who get upset if I tell a joke, call out hypocrisy or point out flaws in their logic.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


That's probably going to change.


We'll see.

Most of the time I'm not even suspended. I just don't log on for a long time for one reason or another. When I finally do post again you always come and say something about my suspension being over and I just let you believe it because I think it's funny.
sprite
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please keep the back and forth private, dudes. the rest of us don't need to read this shit. thanks.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix


I am asking you why you "stepped down" lol.


That's between me and Nicola, or are you now going to make up another fictional story, type it out and attribute it to me - taking you into my confidences as if we were a couple of jailbirds trading stories to pass the time of day?

Everything you write about 'our' supposed shared chats...

Is made up bullshit created by you to paint me in the worst light possible.

It's laughable that anyone who has witness our various exchanges over the years would even remotely believe that at any time you and I were even barely cordial to one another.

You invited me to be your Lush friend. I resisted and only accepted the invite at the frequent and insistent behest of the Blonde one.

I regretted it almost immediately - but followed the adage... Keep your friends close and enemies closer.

After less than a year, I rescinded that bad advice and shunted your ass off my friend list where you never should have resided.

Ever since - you've exhibited extreme butthurt towards me.

And I am cool with that. I can't stand your ass either. You're a bitter, mean spirited shit stirrer who believes he's funnier than fuck all.

Narcissism is your strong suit.

The only person that truly matters to me at Lush is coincidentally, also the only person who really matters to Lush. She knows the real score.

Know what I mean, dipshit?
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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart


My favorite is bent over the bathroom sink so I can see the look on her face in the mirror as I slide in and out.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by WellMadeMale


That's between me and Nicola, or are you now going to make up another fictional story, type it out and attribute it to me - taking you into my confidences as if we were a couple of jailbirds trading stories to pass the time of day?

Everything you write about 'our' supposed shared chats...

Is made up bullshit created by you to paint me in the worst light possible.

It's laughable that anyone who has witness our various exchanges over the years would even remotely believe that at any time you and I were even barely cordial to one another.

You invited me to be your Lush friend. I resisted and only accepted the invite at the frequent and insistent behest of the Blonde one.

I regretted it almost immediately - but followed the adage... Keep your friends close and enemies closer.

After less than a year, I rescinded that bad advice and shunted your ass off my friend list where you never should have resided.

Ever since - you've exhibited extreme butthurt towards me.

And I am cool with that. I can't stand your ass either. You're a bitter, mean spirited shit stirrer who believes he's funnier than fuck all.

Narcissism is your strong suit.

The only person that truly matters to me at Lush is coincidentally, also the only person who really matters to Lush. She knows the real score.

Know what I mean, dipshit?


dude, seriously. *rolls eyes* take it to the playground.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by sprite


dude, seriously. *rolls eyes* take it to the playground.


Got it
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leviguy11
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Kitchen
Right inside the front door, against the wall
Deck in the fall
chocolatemilf
Active Ink Slinger
in the garage turns me on all the smells and it being a little more dirty than the rest of the house all kinds of stuff to get on lean up or bend over against. other fav place is the basement where the work out bench is located and other work out equipment
Meggsy
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One of our favourites is on the coffee table in the lounge room.