I was in a club the other night and a guy came up to me and said "I have a mouse that's ready to be eaten by your pussy"
I was flabbergasted for about 10 seconds, then I just burst out laughing.
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I was in a club the other night and a guy came up to me and said "I have a mouse that's ready to be eaten by your pussy"
I was flabbergasted for about 10 seconds, then I just burst out laughing.
That worked!? Hmmmmm... I'm going to try that one. 
I brought a rather shy Lady I'd been lusting after for AN AGE to a pretty high-end plush party in order to impress her with my Cosmopolitan friends... After a couple of hours of successful socialising I was very proud of how she was mingling with my friends and being altogether fabulous when she suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "I really wanna blow you..."
Thinking "RESULT" I coyly said, "That could be arranged a little later..."
"No...", she said, looking me directly in the eye... "I mean right now...."
There were more than a couple of bathrooms at the party but we still blushed as both of us passed the long queue as we exited the bathroom together after a very successful first encounter...
Thinking "RESULT" I coyly said, "That could be arranged a little later..."
"No...", she said, looking me directly in the eye... "I mean right now...."
There were more than a couple of bathrooms at the party but we still blushed as both of us passed the long queue as we exited the bathroom together after a very successful first encounter...
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"Marry me?" worked pretty good for me.
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No line, just lifted her skirt!
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A girl will do anything you want, Sir. That's pretty much the best one.
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"You own me"
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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A long, long time ago.... In a galaxy far, far away... Wait, no! Wrong story.... Once upon a time... Nope, not that one......
Now, this ain't no shit, Shipmate..... (that's how sailors start a little story).......
I had been invited to a Marine Corps Ball, and found out I was going to be the only sailor there, except for the Corpsmen, which were Navy also. I had no choice but wear my dress blue uniform with medals. Yeah, it's very formal. After a few dances, cutting of the cake and all, a woman walked up and took my arm. Pulling me away, she guided me out the front entrance. As soon as we were out of earshot of others, she said; "Hey, Sailor, wanna fuck?" Nothing more was said as I took her hand as we walked to her car.....
Another time, while at a party, I was walking thru looking the fabulous place over and went into the master bedroom. As I was standing there, a cute girl walked in. I looked at her and then the huge bed she was standing next to. "Lay down, I think I love you, I said." She looked at me, walked over and locked the door. Walking back to the bed, she pulled her dress off and just laid down and held her arms out to me. She never said anything until I was well into the short strokes when she said; "By the way, what's your name?"
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Now, this ain't no shit, Shipmate..... (that's how sailors start a little story).......
I had been invited to a Marine Corps Ball, and found out I was going to be the only sailor there, except for the Corpsmen, which were Navy also. I had no choice but wear my dress blue uniform with medals. Yeah, it's very formal. After a few dances, cutting of the cake and all, a woman walked up and took my arm. Pulling me away, she guided me out the front entrance. As soon as we were out of earshot of others, she said; "Hey, Sailor, wanna fuck?" Nothing more was said as I took her hand as we walked to her car.....
Another time, while at a party, I was walking thru looking the fabulous place over and went into the master bedroom. As I was standing there, a cute girl walked in. I looked at her and then the huge bed she was standing next to. "Lay down, I think I love you, I said." She looked at me, walked over and locked the door. Walking back to the bed, she pulled her dress off and just laid down and held her arms out to me. She never said anything until I was well into the short strokes when she said; "By the way, what's your name?"
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Constant Gardener
She said, "You smell good."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I was sitting in a Starbucks one night back in early January, sipping a mocha and playing with my new I-phone. It was bitterly outside and the place was virtually deserted except for me and the staff. A large group of teenagers came in, nearly twenty of them, and flooded the counter with orders. Toward the back of the group, there was a beautiful young lady with a gorgeous maim of fire red hair that draped mystically over her shoulders. Our eyes locked and I just couldn't get over how beauitful she was.
We kept our eyes on each other until she reached the counter to order and then broke contact. I went back to my phone and really didn't think anymore about it until I heard a pretty little voice ask if this seat was taken. I looked up, and there was that beautiful redhead standing right in front of me. I told her no and she sat down beside me. I glanced over at the group of teens she'd come in with and asked her why she wasn't sitting with them. And she replied:
"Because I want to have sex with you."
Though I assumed that this was all some sort of big practical joke being played at my expense by that group of kids..it ultimately led to one of the hottest sexual encounters of my life just a couple of hours later. Turned out, she knew not a one of those kids she came in with.
We kept our eyes on each other until she reached the counter to order and then broke contact. I went back to my phone and really didn't think anymore about it until I heard a pretty little voice ask if this seat was taken. I looked up, and there was that beautiful redhead standing right in front of me. I told her no and she sat down beside me. I glanced over at the group of teens she'd come in with and asked her why she wasn't sitting with them. And she replied:
"Because I want to have sex with you."
Though I assumed that this was all some sort of big practical joke being played at my expense by that group of kids..it ultimately led to one of the hottest sexual encounters of my life just a couple of hours later. Turned out, she knew not a one of those kids she came in with.
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Been some years back and I do not remember if it was HI or HELLO!
So I am easy!
*laughs* i've had that line used on me before! ;)
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Becky your forum posts are as good as your stories.
I have to agree with that
Once I was in a bar and a woamn i had know for yrs but had never been with came up to me and said."Jim I am going to take you home and fuck your brains out and make you yell out my name over and over then I am going to sent you home until you call me and ask me out on a real date"...it let to one of the best nights I ever had....I went there but ended up staying for six months until she was transfered by her job.
Constant Gardener
"Is this woman your incestuous sister or do you prefer bulldogs with no tits?" - whispered in my ear as 'she' wedged herself between me and the bulldog with no tits to my left, as I sat at a tavern bar, one night in 1989.
I smiled at her and she then said...louder -
"Your face would look even better between my legs."
She took her drink from the bartender and left him the considerable change as a tip, pulled away from the bar and sauntered back to her table of friends...I looked at him (the bartender) and he had the same look on his face as I felt I had on my own.
Did she just say what I thought she said? sort of goofy look.
I smiled at her and she then said...louder -
"Your face would look even better between my legs."
She took her drink from the bartender and left him the considerable change as a tip, pulled away from the bar and sauntered back to her table of friends...I looked at him (the bartender) and he had the same look on his face as I felt I had on my own.
Did she just say what I thought she said? sort of goofy look.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"I think even if only for a few hours I could feel totally free with you" and then he brushed me off and disappeared.....
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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"Get you're knickers off sweetheart and bend over" - That worked pretty well, I respect authority lol 
"fancy some cock?" is another good one
"fancy some cock?" is another good one