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What do you think would make porn better?

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TheUprightMan
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
The glory days of porn are over and have been since the early 80's. We will never again see the likes of films such as The Opening Of Misty Beethoven, Devil in Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door, Insatiable. All of these were made on film in the 70's. Insatiable was 1980.
These are quality porn films that had real porn actors delivering from a script and not simply acting for the camera. Actors such as John Leslie, Jessie St. James, Marilyn Chambers, Paul Thomas. All attractive people. Directors such as Alex De Renzy (always quality) just amazing talents who gave it their all. These days it's a quick fix, for instant gratification. Terrible acting to go with the scripts. Ever since the advent of VCR's (remember them?), creating film was gone and shooting on tape with it's bad quality was less expensive and the way to go. So, the art / porn houses have folded and the talent has completely deteriorated. What can be done to make porn better? Nothing.


I don't watch much professionally-made porn--I infinitely prefer amateur porn--but my wife and I did really enjoy the movie "Pirates." Yes, it had some of the stupid popular tropes, but it had a million-dollar budget, actual acting, and some beautifully self-referential humor. I can't recommend it too hard.

My thoughts of what would make porn better, off the top of my cranium:

Fewer fake moans
Fewer close-ups; I want to watch people fucking, not organs fucking
More "real" bodies (including a shortage of six-inch fingernails and four-inch eyelashes)
More plausible plots; as others have said, please do mine Lush for plots. Or take a novel and include all the stated or implied sex, but keep the plot
Fewer cumshots, if any. I don't need to actually see a guy coming; every time some moron pulls out of a perfectly good mouth or pussy to jerk himself off, I think "idiot. You just pulled out of a perfectly good mouth/pussy to jerk off. Why not just stay home?" Or at least make it part of the plot (she doesn't want to get pregnant, she gags if he comes in her mouth, she needs his semen to activate her magic bracelet, I don't care), so it's not so jarring to what little sense of realism I have left. And if you must pull out, by all the gods let her jerk you; if you don't want her participating, go home!
No spitting. Seriously.

I'm sure there are other things, but these'll do for now.
KristenO
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i agree with most of the comments here. one main point i want to bring up (or re-state, if i missed someone saying this already) is the predictability of sex scenes. it seems that 90% of all sex scenes go something like this: girl sucks guy's cock. guy licks girl's pussy. they have sex in some position. they change positions and have more sex. if we're lucky, they change again for more sex. cum shot. the end.

mix it up some! sex doesn't have a formula!
*kisses*
-Kristen

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ken6
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I think that 3D or Virtual Realty would be Fun.
Guest
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Real tits, there is nothing sexy about tits that don't move when squeezed or fucked.
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Ohhhh Porntastic!!
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I would watch that....
houseboy
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for a start they should stop calling it pornography and call it rich-nography smile
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in films cut the amount of "in and outs", they,re far too long. Any normal man would be finished much sooner. (you speak for yourself). In literature lots more dialogue particularly before the act
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Porn is an act made with little money, to make bigger money. Inferior actors with dime store lines. "You cant make a purse...."
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for a start they should stop calling it pornography and call it rich-nography smile


That made me groan....which is actually good!
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1. No more crude, disrespectful dialogue aimed at women. It's a huge turn off. Especially for women in real life.
2. Actual chemistry between the sex partners, instead of just strangers who meet for the first time and get naked together. It comes off as mechanical and passionless.
3. No more scary thin, bones poking out women with inflated bubble butts and outrageously sized plastic breasts. Real women don't look like that.
4. Equality of oral pleasure. 10 minutes of a blow job and 1 minute of cunnilingus? No. It's not all about the blow job, boys.
5. No more women pretending to enjoy it. Fake moaning and orgasms lead men to believe all they have to do is get inside a woman and pound at her cervix to get her to climax. Around 75% of women can not orgasm with just penetration alone. Most women need clitoral stimulation of some kind to have a real orgasm.
6. More of a story in the movie. Less "Hey, stranger. Here's a camera. Let's fuck!
7. No more "money shots". Especially in a woman's face. That's vile.

This kind of shit in porn is why so many men suck in bed.


right, any kind of video sex should be so much more REAL, lads and lasses with real looking bodies, on the rare occasions of late I have been turned on by porn of any type (I view all that is acceptable 'morally", legally etc [gay, straight, whatever] when something REAL was going on, an enjoyment that was not formulaic, that was humanly vulnerable and hence the essence of true bodily communication, It was seemingly "accidental" these moments... yes, what is truly life affirmingly hot has yet to be created but I see potential in the destruction of the PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY in those clips that are self posted, anarchic, so called "amateur" can be the essence of beautiful sex when it doesn't attempt to obey so called industry conventions - some of the hottest sex I have seen is by persons with imperfect bodies so to speak but really having fun with one another...
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better acting, better dialog, better scenarios and less guys who are in love with themselves.
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Porn would be better with more 'reality' to the scene. We've all seen the cliché set ups and cheesy lines but what would certainly get my attention would be where the performers were genuinely themselves. Maybe he's seen her in several scenes before and is excited to work with her. Maybe they've fucked before and had such a good time that they couldn't wait to work together again. A little bit of dialogue like this before and during would certainly make it all feel more real to me (after all, it is still a job and they are still actors) and therefor come off hotter. The best thing to watch is when everyone is legitimately enjoying themselves and when one of them says something (e.g. "smack my ass") it's because they really want that and not just because the director fed them that line.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

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better categorisation ... like 1. Lesbian 2. Other ..
then subctegories .. 1. Nina Hartley .. 2. Others...

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sprite
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MORE PORN!. and kittens. kittens make everything better. mew.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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MORE PORN!. and kittens. kittens make everything better. mew.


Can't help but agree that the world needs more good porn. And more kittens. And the amount of times that I've had to remove a kittens claws from my backside at an inopportune moment....

As much as I love porn - almost as much as I love kittens, I'm not sure you've thought this through. They just want to play, and believe me, when you're naked you're vulnerable.
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Less tattoos
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