My face….😎
One more to add to the list that seems to have popped up in the past few months: guys (usually barely-legal teenage boys) with gigantic, obviously fake, cocks. Do they post these videos just to get eyeballs? I can't imagine that a guy with a rubber cock is a turn-on to anyone.
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Not in the contest but Festively Flashing: Disrobed
Festive Flash competition entry: Amy's Mom
I get dicked by a federal agent in Recommended Read Dick Job
I pork everyone in my other Recommended Read, Pork by Northwest
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
Couple of things really get me.
Kistin has already covered men.
Someone else covered obviously fake tits.
Bad acting is very annoying.
I'm going for the ludicrous depictions of lesbians.
Some of them look so bored they're trying not to fall asleep.
The most half baked foreplay possible.
None of them seem to know how to properly screw another woman.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Quote by Jaywarf
Maybe I've missed it, but I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the "gluck, gluck, gluck" sound during so called deep throat scenes.
lol. Totally agree. I don't quite understand how anyone thinks that the girl is enjoying that. And - isn't it supposed to be about watching people enjoy themselves?