What do you dislike about the opposite sex?

18 Aug 2012

Quote by Frank
The expedited version.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

YES YES So true - - - - - We are on THE way - - - - I got yoru back man Sword Fight

18 Aug 2012

Quote by Birdie
Its all part of what makes us interesting....and what makes you men keep coming back for more. Dont ask why, just enjoy...

Yeah we DON'T like it but we are sadomasochistic - - that's confused5

18 Aug 2012

Quote by CaliGurl77
Ooooh what a great question!
I'm female, so honestly, what irks me about guys is the lack of spontaneity. I know, we're all different but sometimes I wish guys would understand signals! Especially when we're flirting! Some of my guy friends are completely oblivious to a girl hitting on them but I can tell! Even if the girl is making it obvious they usually can't tell. I know all guys aren't like that, but the majority I know are...great question!

Sometimes we just ignor all the Cosmopolitan flirty Bullshit - - - - as we prefer more direct approach, besides WE are not mind readers, and as observant for details as you are Sword Fight

18 Aug 2012

not to over generalize but i do think women could be a bit more loose sexually. like blokes will have a conversation out in public about porn or who is the sexiest girl in the room while girls will keep it a bit more PG. and i hate when girls aren't that eager to have sex early on when you meet them because they think they'll be called sluts or something when guys can do it freely. i just think if girls were a bit more open and pervy about these things then maybe guys will cheat less. why be with a woman who hates to have her ass felt up in public or her boobs stared at when you can find one that does. and encourages it! and yes they do exist

18 Aug 2012

Quote by kinkydevil94
not to over generalize but i do think women could be a bit more loose sexually. like blokes will have a conversation out in public about porn or who is the sexiest girl in the room while girls will keep it a bit more PG. and i hate when girls aren't that eager to have sex early on when you meet them because they think they'll be called sluts or something when guys can do it freely. i just think if girls were a bit more open and pervy about these things then maybe guys will cheat less. why be with a woman who hates to have her ass felt up in public or her boobs stared at when you can find one that does. and encourages it! and yes they do exist

Wrong Women talk about these things too - - - - and freely, depends on the company they are in - - - What you are talking about is typical macho mail bullshit behaviour where men need to brag and compensate with their loudmouths - - - - grabbing ass and staring in boobs like some kind of a teen ager, who never seen boobs is not a definition of a man, it is a definition of insecure member of homo-sapiens of male gender who has huge complexes and enormous lack of character with Oedipus complexes - - - I never found women having problems talking about these things you talk about, with the right person - - - - - As for sex - - -again depends on the person they are with - - - it is all relative - -

1 Sep 2012

HONESTLY, nothing. I think if tried to make a man into what I wanted him to be, we'd clash because he would almost be too perfect. soo...NOTHING. MEN ARE FINE AS THEY ARE..

Evil Brain Angel Heart - E.B.A.H

3 Sep 2012

Men have their good and their bad traits, as do women. The trick is to find one whose bad traits are one's you can live with and vice versa. And try to compromise (or get them to change) the ones you can't.

4 Sep 2012

AGREE

4 Sep 2012

MY PREFECT HIS MOTHER TRAINED HIM WELL

4 Sep 2012

Men, unlike women, can't have multiple, rapid fire orgasms. You make a guy cum real hard, and you're still horny, he needs time to get it up agaiin.

4 Sep 2012

Quote by AnimalisticAlucard
HONESTLY, nothing. I think if tried to make a man into what I wanted him to be, we'd clash because he would almost be too perfect. soo...NOTHING. MEN ARE FINE AS THEY ARE..

Well said...

4 Sep 2012

Hard to say.... But mostly, the time they take getting ready to go out although it's worth the wait t1517

15 Sep 2012

sometimes they are too cocky or arrogant

16 Sep 2012

Their dicks get soft.

Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.

17 Sep 2012

Fickle emotions.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

17 Sep 2012

I hate that guys always try to 'protect' women, as if we're weak or need looking after. Like my ex-boyfriend would never get drunk when we went out together so neither of us ever really had fun.
I also hate that guys never just straight off TELL you how they're feeling, it takes a fucking liberty expecting us to KNOW what you feel/want.
I also hate that guys my age (19/20) just take the piss out of you as if that shows that they're interested. Mate, just kiss me, or fuck me or something, or maybe even a text inviting me out for coffee or something tame would at least HINT that you like me!!
What I DO like about men, especially older ones, is when they show little signs of affection and/or possession, like holding your waist while you walk or making sure other guys know they you're his.
Seriously though, we can't read minds.

23 Sep 2012

That they are "opposite"

25 Sep 2012

The subject of fidelity. Not just women, but anyone who subscribes to the perception that women are lambs and men are wolves. There are three women in my life right now who have made it known to me in very clear terms that they are sexually available to me. All three are married. Their husbands don't know and those women don't care. And yet we constantly here about what "pigs" men are. Not saying men are better or there is any clear level of superiority between genders, but hypocrisy is such a bore and it's impossible for me to take seriously any woman who talks about how bad men are in terms of fidelity.

30 Sep 2012

Quote by wildside
I hate that guys always try to 'protect' women, as if we're weak or need looking after. Like my ex-boyfriend would never get drunk when we went out together so neither of us ever really had fun.
I also hate that guys never just straight off TELL you how they're feeling, it takes a fucking liberty expecting us to KNOW what you feel/want.
I also hate that guys my age (19/20) just take the piss out of you as if that shows that they're interested. Mate, just kiss me, or fuck me or something, or maybe even a text inviting me out for coffee or something tame would at least HINT that you like me!!
What I DO like about men, especially older ones, is when they show little signs of affection and/or possession, like holding your waist while you walk or making sure other guys know they you're his.
Seriously though, we can't read minds.

Ill agree with the whole part about younger guys and their feelings not usually being apparent