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This has probably been discussed many times before, showing my 'inexperience' in forum etiquette, but wanted to ask...

Whats the weirdest object used as a sex toy?
Before I could buy sex toys online, I borrowed my dads 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball and used it as a butt plug once when I was masturbating and I would use cucumbers out of our garden for dildos . Yes, I washed it before I put it back smile
PlayStation control pad. Darn thing had great vibrations.
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Before I could buy sex toys online, I borrowed my dads 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball and used it as a butt plug once when I was masturbating and I would use cucumbers out of our garden for dildos . Yes, I washed it before I put it back smile


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PlayStation control pad. Darn thing had great vibrations.


I've always thought I had a good imagination. Now I know I don't.
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I've always thought I had a good imagination. Now I know I don't.



I think imagination evolves from desperation
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I've always thought I had a good imagination. Now I know I don't.




That's not even the weirdest. Follow this link to find out!

Lisad83, you're right, imagination does evolve from desperation.
I have heard of guys betting sucked my hoovers before.
I've used just about anything that's within reach.. soda bottles, wireless headset antena base, baseball bat (both ends, front and back)... also used my own cell phone as a vibe - called myself sometimes, other times was bill collectors lol. As long as it is clean, can be cleaned, or wrapped in saran wrap, or zip-lock baggies it's fair game for me. I use hair clips for nipple and clit clamps. I like to get creative, and after a while the things I find to use get boring... or break. lol

I know... I'm twisted. It's a gift. smile
Hard to categorize but they could be considered wierd sex toys by some..






Just fucking around...
Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?
One of my girlfriends thought that ping-pong balls were better than ben-wa's - larger and easier to keep in.
My ex wife was the weirdest sex toy I ever had. Never did anything I wanted her to do.
I would say that for ladies....a real guy??????
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That's not even the weirdest. Follow this link to find out!

Lisad83, you're right, imagination does evolve from desperation.



Andrew! Come here, I need to borrow your phone NOW.
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Andrew! Come here, I need to borrow your phone NOW.


Sure, if you pay for my flight and such. Oh yeah, I used to review porn, I don't now because I have erotica. Though I do still review the odd flick.