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Those T shirts that have those witty sayings..what is your favorite?

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I saw one I loved that said "I have the pussy so I make the rules"
T-Shirt with 'I don't need GOOGLE... my WIFE knows everything' imprinted on the back... or on the front if you are daring enough to face her.
"Don't like me? Take a seat over there with all the other bitches waiting for me to give a fuck" I don't have one and probably wouldn't wear it, but it's a great sentiment ...
i prefer "politely fucked"

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Here are my three all time favorites. The second and third I still have.


"I Choked Linda Lovelace"

"Top Ten Reasons to Procrastinate
1."

"If a Man Speaks in the Forest and There is No Woman There to Hear Him, Is He Still Wrong?"
Not my favorite, but I got a Tee at Half-Price Books that says 'Stop Looking At My Books' with a picture of books where my boobs are.