Which was why he went to the emergency room
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I hope your as good in the bed as your sister was. lmao
Which was why he went to the emergency room
Which was why he went to the emergency room
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Things you should not say on a 1st date...
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I still live with my mom and I have a 9:30 bed time
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I'm the town whore...
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I love to be the star at a gang bang party.....
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I love to be the star at a gang bang party.....
That's a good one actually. I'd have so many follow up questions to that. I'd not want to participate but I would want to watch.
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I can only be in a mile radius of my mom's home, or else this ankle bracelet will start ringing and my PO will show up.
Ha!! Perfect for a control freak. Go on. Tell me more...
Madam Carol
Don't talk about your ex, or politics, or religion. Try to listen twice as much as you talk. Smile... A lot.
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I forgot my wallet.
I've actually done this (and it ended up a nice date, strolling the city).
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I'm a witch and belong to a coven. I make voodoo dolls. Would you like me to make one of you?
Giggles,
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Giggles,
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Prolific Writer
I really am interested in being celibate. This is the new path I am taking...
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Madam Carol
When I was separated, before I got back together with my husband, I dated some real clueless jerks. One of the reasons I made every effort to repair my relationship,with him.
Anyway, this guy I went out with (blind date) said, "Your not one of THOSE feminists are you???"
I replied, "I guess I am." I got up and left.
Oh... I went out with this surfer guy that stared at my breasts without even looking me in the eyes once. He then said, "Nice tits. Are they real?"
I replied, "You'll never find out!"
Anyway, this guy I went out with (blind date) said, "Your not one of THOSE feminists are you???"
I replied, "I guess I am." I got up and left.
Oh... I went out with this surfer guy that stared at my breasts without even looking me in the eyes once. He then said, "Nice tits. Are they real?"
I replied, "You'll never find out!"
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I'm a streaker and love to streak at ballgames. I do get arrested sometimes though.
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I'm married, is that a problem?
Depends. Can I meet your spouse?
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Him: "You looked thinner & prettier online.
Me: "Well, you don't exactly look like your pic either."
True story: Waitress at a restaurant is flirting with my date right in front of me. It was our 3rd date at this point. I finally get pissed and say, loudly, "What? I am invisible?"
She takes my order and leaves. He says, "Huh, if I didn't know any better I'd say she's flirting with me."
*Face palm*However, this wasn't a complete disaster... she gave us a free dessert & I marred him a year an half later. I'm still with him.
Great story! My wife has a similarly hard time identifying "flirt." I'm glad it worked out so well for you.
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I like to go to orgies....
That one might be OK, depending on how you met.
Like on Lush, for example. Or if you said it to me...
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I'm a witch and belong to a coven. I make voodoo dolls. Would you like me to make one of you?
Giggles,
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First sentence is fine. Goes downhill pretty fast from there. I'd be backing away slowly and checking to make sure I had everything I came with, and hoping I did not tell this person where I lived or worked.
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I just got out of jail. Spent 30 years there for murder. It wasn't my fault.
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I just love sex but I only have a small one and I will be knackered after 2 minutes.
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I recently was in the looney bin actually I'm not really sure who or why I'm here.
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