I am sure we all have things we say that may sound a bit egotistical but are JOKES, or say things that just make us laugh. Remember, not what others say, but what YOU say and then it cracks you up. Feel free to share!
Here are two of mine to get things rolling.....
"I am going to go take a hot shower. It is like a normal shower, but I am in it." LOL That always makes me laugh. (I am sure folks here will start using it now. LOL)
"Daddy likes to drive the curves." It is true... but it always makes me laugh when I say it. If people knew me outside of here they would get it. I am socially reserved, and like I posted in another thread, I have been asked more than once if I was a Minister. Um... NOPE!!!! lol
Ok... now YOUR turn...... GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Things you say that make YOU laugh....
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"I told them we've already got one" gets me every time. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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"Playdohnuts"- curse that I would use in school. Nobody knew what it meant. Teachers would get mad. Classmates would laugh at their attempts to punish me. Ha ha ha !! Playdoh Nuts- little specks of playdoh (or any type of dough) stuck to your hand or clothes.
Example: urgh! There's mud on my shoes. Playdohnuts!!!
Example: urgh! There's mud on my shoes. Playdohnuts!!!
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Understatements - maybe because I'm British and it's supposed to be an aspect of our national character.
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