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Things YOU DID that NO MOTHERFUCKER would BELIEVE!!!

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This is mild by comparison, but I had a pet monkey when I was a kid.


I spank the monkey constantly.
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I don't believe in the existence of anything supernatural, up to and including the existence of G-d. What I do have is faith in the existence of a G-d, and in the existence of an afterlife. It's a nuanced difference.


I can imagine you've discussed this in one of the religion-related threads already. If so, could you point me to it, cause I find the nuance interesting, and I'm not sure I understand. Thx.


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I took a stripper to a highschool dance. I didn't plan it though (it was a blind date). She was a friend of a friend that graduated from another highschool the year before. She came along as moral support for her younger friend that didn't want to have her date be the only person she knew at the thing. I didn't discover my date's profession until after the dance when she invited me to a house party a couple of towns over. Played my first 'college party games' that night and ultimately got her number but sadly I never made it past the batter's box. Still, I get to say that I took an exotic dancer to my senior Homecoming.

I was thrown out of a Ying Yang Twins concert. Managed to sneak alcohol in but got caught taking swigs from the bottle.

I spent the night in a haunted house (had zero idea that it was haunted until after the fact). It was beyond terrifying and I wasn't surprised in the slightest to learn about the history of the place later. Just wish that someone would have briefed me ahead of time.

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I took off a policeman's helmet and told a woman to pee in it. she was pregnant and by law, she was allowed to. I asked first of course and we had a good laugh about it. oh, the policeman and I are by the little girls godfathers now.
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I once fucked a campus policewoman when she was on duty.... ;)
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I once went fishing with PETER GREEN who used to be in Fleetwood Mac...

I was once SLAPPED IN THE FACE by Debbie Harry...

I had a pint in a nightclub with BILL CLINTON and Bono... (At the same time...) My friend John Moynes was there too...

(The Winona Ryder story...)

(The Kylie Minogue story...)

I once went swimming in RONNIE WOOD'S swimming pool...

I can fly an aeroplane.

I did drugs with EVAN DANDO...

I shagged a PLAYBOY model... (Tara something???)

Michael Hutchence from INXS once stayed in my house...

I dated Sinead O'Connor...

(That's enough for now!!!)

xx SF



during their first US tour I forearmed Ringo Starr across the face & knocked him down

my ship was in New York for the World Fair & while in a bar waiting for some buddies met a male prostate who had Rock Hudson for a client...one of the Kennedys was also a client, but he wouldn't tell me which one

I once formally met Bruce Lee & he was a damn nice guy.

I once met Patrick Wayne and he let me handle in father's SAA Army Colt .45 that he used in his last dozen movies

a knife maker friend of mine bought Conan's sword after the movie was finished and he let me play with it for about an hour

a buddy got one of Buffalo Bill's pistols in a trade at a flea market & he let me handle it. it was an ivory handled, nickel plated 1860 Colt that had been converted to fire cartridges.

a friend bought Rambo's big survival knife when the movie was finished & I got to play with it.

after my divorce I became a womanizer and between 29 & 50 had sex with over 500 women-most more than once.
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Elvis Presley and I share the same Birthday(not year of course)and I sat on his lap on our Birthday when I was 2 years old.


one of my girlfriends was an army brat-she knew Elvis while he was in Germany-he worked for her father-he was the senior sergeant in Elvis's company.
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I have died three times since 2010. Doctors can not believe I am still living. I died once from heart failure and then 24 hours after a CABG died again... had multiple organ failure. The third time my lungs collapsed and I died. Spent six months in ICU. I had lung infections that even the CDC couldn't identify. All of this because of my time in Vietnam. Agent Orange is a killer.
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