I was told once by someone that I needed to "Get in touch with your feminine side." Growing up in a house with 4 amazing women I know I have that base covered, and I have many women friends that do a course correction with me when I need it. There was no need for this fool to suggest a destination that I reached long ago.
No truth from your keyboard Mr. Van. Lots of anger and hostility though. You honestly believe I would read an email from you? My time would be much better spent on.....anything!!!..LMAO!!!
Big Kiss!!!!!
goon!!!
a kiss from you?? how splendid??? (barf)
Do you kiss guys or girls?
Ahh ... so you are the guy that has been spreading rumours that I am a Guy!!! I knew it!! Mr. Van ... HAHAHA ... very very humourous!
You definitely have issues with intelligent women .... you poor thing.
Good luck ... oh, and keep your kisses to yourself ....
Van
A Big Hug then.....LMFAO!!!!! Sensitive are we? I havent heard that "Van is a guy rumour" but I could see how it would start. Intelligent women? The two most intelligent people I have ever known were both good friends of mine and women. Don't flatter yourself by thinking that your IQ is something special. I'm gagging here....LMFAO!!!
This job on Lush is very important to you I see. Your co-workers must be so proud. I hope you don't have to spell the word "Judgement" in your job. It might be a good idea to buy The Concise Oxford Dictionary.
Oh, and keep your opinions of me to yourself.
okay that is it . No more forum fighting or I'll lock this bloody topic. If you have issues with each other keep it between yourselves.
Thanks
what makes me cringe? ....
yike .... gotta be a really odd member who has zero tolerance and has admitted to being a argumentative guy.
cringe!!!
[lock it]
You look just like your mother....
"Do I look fat in this?"
To which I replied, no, you look fat because you are fat. And subsequently spent 3 days nursing my man veggies back to their natural colour.
The Critic, at your service...
At *every* family gathering ... "So, have you found yourself a man yet?"
The sleazy man borring books at work ... "I'd like to check you out."
The boss "You learn so fast and are so adaptable!" It always means he wants a favour.
One a first meeting "I think I might fall for you." RUN AWAY!
Out of my top ten humiliating moments I would have to draw out the time that one of my older brothers made a point in his School Captain's speech at the end of the year to tell everyone IN OUR SCHOOL, that in no uncertain terms I was unavaliable and underage and that he and the rest of my brothers would cheerfully break the fingers of anyone who tried anything. I was so red I felt like I had spent a month lying face up at Bondi.
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BB
Any time anyone says "We need to talk"
Never knew any good to come from that!
A guy who used to make deliveries to my office once asked me 'Does the carpet match the drapes or do you have hardwood floors?'
"Dolly? Who the fuck is dolly???"
This was what I heard in the midst of having sex...apparently, her name was NOT "oh Dolly!"