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Things Everyone But You Have Done...
Fancy Schmancy
I have never learned to drive a stick shift (a boyfriend once gave me a couple of lessons, but that was it)
I have never owned a dog
I have never parachuted or bungee-jumped
I have never ridden on a motorcycle (when I had a boyfriend who had one, my dad made me promise I would not ride on it)
I have never driven cross-country in the U.S.
I have never cooked a turkey
I have never purchased one-ply toilet paper
I have never owned a dog
I have never parachuted or bungee-jumped
I have never ridden on a motorcycle (when I had a boyfriend who had one, my dad made me promise I would not ride on it)
I have never driven cross-country in the U.S.
I have never cooked a turkey
I have never purchased one-ply toilet paper
Active Ink Slinger
I have never run in a full or half marathon.
I have never ice skated.
I have never read War and Peace.
I have never ice skated.
I have never read War and Peace.
Class of 82 - The Little Sister Halloween Party ~ My newest story preparing for the annual fraternity Halloween party.
Journey With You ~ A love poem about a full life shared.
The Game's Ultimate Prize ~ The evening begins with cocktails ... a recommended read.
Prolific Writer
1. I have never done ballroom dancing
2. I have never done petit jury duty
3. I have never did water skiing
3. I have never played ice hockey
4. I have never eaten a cherry pie
Hugs,
xo
2. I have never done petit jury duty
3. I have never did water skiing
3. I have never played ice hockey
4. I have never eaten a cherry pie
Hugs,
xo
Fancy Schmancy
I have never put ketchup on eggs (yuck!)
I have never waited tables
I have never used a food processor
I have never been to a tailgate party
I have never waited tables
I have never used a food processor
I have never been to a tailgate party
Una chica rubia caliente
Quote by FieryRedhead69
I have never smoked dope
nor have I....smoking is contrary to common sense...I tried it once so I know...I also tried ketchup on eggs once (gag!!) and I have waited tables and used a food processor and been to a tailgate party where dope was available, but I DID NOT partake, because I think dope is for dopes.
I have never had a sexual encounter in outer space, but I'd prefer that to dope.
Active Ink Slinger
I have never done drugs
I have never gone hungry
I have never hit a woman
I have never voted Republican
I have never lacked confidence
I have never gone hungry
I have never hit a woman
I have never voted Republican
I have never lacked confidence
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I have done EVERYTHING mentioned on this page so far except four things.
I have never been on a hot air balloon. But I have an invitation.
I have never been on a hot air balloon. But I have an invitation.
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Quote by Verbal
I have done EVERYTHING mentioned on this page so far except four things.
I have never been on a hot air balloon. But I have an invitation.
You will love it, the views are amazing
The Linebacker
I haven't invaded Ireland. But I plan to.
I haven't pillaged Stephanie's house. But I plan to.
I haven't got shit-faced drunk in Dublin, Ireland (but I have in Dublin, GA).
I haven't pillaged Stephanie's house. But I plan to.
I haven't got shit-faced drunk in Dublin, Ireland (but I have in Dublin, GA).
Just me
I have never served on a jury,(I was excused)
I have never been to a real ice hockey game.
I have never traveled over seas.
I have never been to a real ice hockey game.
I have never traveled over seas.
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Fancy Schmancy
Quote by MovingOn14
I have never run in a full or half marathon.
I have never ice skated.
I have never read War and Peace.
I don't think most people have run full or half marathons OR read War and Peace. Maybe you are surrounded by long-distance runners and readers!
Active Ink Slinger
Never told a lie..... ooops guess I just blew it
Active Ink Slinger
I have yet to eat my own cum out of a Woman that I have just cum in.
Active Ink Slinger
Have never been to a professional sporting event
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
I have never done drugs
I have never smoked
I have never tasted alcohol
I have never gambled despite living in Las Vegas for 22 years
I have never smoked
I have never tasted alcohol
I have never gambled despite living in Las Vegas for 22 years
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Quote by LaylaJune
I don't think most people have run full or half marathons OR read War and Peace. Maybe you are surrounded by long-distance runners and readers!
I do live amongst a number of runners, some from my family but obviously not me. ;)
Class of 82 - The Little Sister Halloween Party ~ My newest story preparing for the annual fraternity Halloween party.
Journey With You ~ A love poem about a full life shared.
The Game's Ultimate Prize ~ The evening begins with cocktails ... a recommended read.