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Alpha Blonde
I don't know about texture, but this could make for an interesting dinner party.
Scarily enough... this is an actual cookbook that you can buy. I need to stop Googling subjects that I don't think could ever possibly exist. I keep traumatizing myself.
Scarily enough... this is an actual cookbook that you can buy. I need to stop Googling subjects that I don't think could ever possibly exist. I keep traumatizing myself.
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*quietly horrified by cookbook* oh my 
As for texture of cum... I don't like anything super sticky and thick. Or chunky. I've never seen chunky, but I've heard about it. There's gotta be something wrong about that. Fluid and runny is my preference, lol.
As for texture of cum... I don't like anything super sticky and thick. Or chunky. I've never seen chunky, but I've heard about it. There's gotta be something wrong about that. Fluid and runny is my preference, lol.
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Though that cook book opens up all kinds of revenge ideas.
"Oh honey, our messy break up is soooo in the past. I can hardly remember why we fought so much. Oh yeah, you slept with my best friend. Anyway, let's just let bygones be bygones. Look, I baked you some sticky buns as a peace offering! I know how you love them with extra icing..."
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I don't know about texture, but this could make for an interesting dinner party.
Scarily enough... this is an actual cookbook that you can buy. I need to stop Googling subjects that I don't think could ever possibly exist. I keep traumatizing myself.
oh dear god...please be kidding doll...please. are people seriously this bored?
Her Royal Spriteness
why am i suddenly craving baked goods and sweets...?
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Texture of cum hey? I love it when it's nice and runny, mixed with yummy precum. But depends on the partner, sometimes I hate the smell.....other times, I can't get enough spunk!
Cocolicious
Damn the book, I can't ewww. I prefer it leaking from me...
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This morning I made myself coffee with condensed milk as normal, but got busy and it went cold. So I put it into the microwave to heat it up. Afterwards I drank it and noticed the texture was different - somewhere between liquid coffee and flan, and then I thought it reminded me of the texture of cum. Not sure I will be making my coffee with condensed milk anymore.
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I looked the cookbook up on Good Reads and had a laugh at some of the comments about it!!
Yeah, I'm tempted to do the same...though you'd think reading the back cover Doll posted would be enough...
Is this book available in a deluxe, hard cover coffee table edition? Great conversation piece, I'm sure...and it would make a great gag gift, no pun intended...
I'll think I'll go over to Good Reads and post some comments...anyone want to cum with me?
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As my wise old grandmother told my mother once; "Dear, the stork brings babies but untill you're ready stick with the swallow. That little bird brings none."
Wild at Heart
This made me start gagging so hard I actually went to the bathroom just in case I actually might throw up.
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You know Doll, I posted the link to that cook book in one of the groups I'm in over on Facebook, and they came up with all sorts of interesting ideas...
Anyone here think there might be a market for "organic" semen? You know, for cooking purposes...
Anyone here think there might be a market for "organic" semen? You know, for cooking purposes...
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I haven't read the cookbook, but does it only allow for fresh cum? Or can you use cum that has been stored in the fridge or freezer? And if so, what's the shelf life? If it can be stored and used later then I'm sitting on a gold mine of easily produced and consumable resource/commodity here.
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I haven't read the cookbook, but does it only allow for fresh cum? Or can you use cum that has been stored in the fridge or freezer? And if so, what's the shelf life? If it can be stored and used later then I'm sitting on a gold mine of easily produced and consumable resource/commodity here.
I think it's best when used fresh... those little swimmers probably add a little extra zest to the batter.
Even more worryingly... if you google that book and look at one of the stores selling it.. a comment reads:
Dec. 11, 2010
By Bob T Wibble
For a long time I've been using my own juices as that 'secret ingredient' in all kinds of meals, and everyone raves about that special flavour my food has, while I just quietly smile and maintain a dignified silence. It's so exciting to see this kind of thing in print, making the most of what is after all, just a natural substance. After all, we use milk, which is squeezed out of cow (unless my wife happens to be lactating) for many recipes. Just remember to keep it fresh, semen doesn't keep. I recommend storing it in icecube trays (clearly marked!!!) and then topping up as you can - melting cubes when required. I'm a member of a cooking forum with over 9,000 members, and shall be recommending this there!
..........................................................................Trolling or not, that has just RUINED my day.
Dec. 11, 2010
By Bob T Wibble
For a long time I've been using my own juices as that 'secret ingredient' in all kinds of meals, and everyone raves about that special flavour my food has, while I just quietly smile and maintain a dignified silence. It's so exciting to see this kind of thing in print, making the most of what is after all, just a natural substance. After all, we use milk, which is squeezed out of cow (unless my wife happens to be lactating) for many recipes. Just remember to keep it fresh, semen doesn't keep. I recommend storing it in icecube trays (clearly marked!!!) and then topping up as you can - melting cubes when required. I'm a member of a cooking forum with over 9,000 members, and shall be recommending this there!
..........................................................................Trolling or not, that has just RUINED my day.
Alpha Blonde
This is an excerpt from the cookbook.
Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops.
OMG, can someone please try this and give us a review! *jumping up and down enthusiastically*
Felix, I'm looking at you to take one for the team, here! Taste test required, obviously.
Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops.
OMG, can someone please try this and give us a review! *jumping up and down enthusiastically*
Felix, I'm looking at you to take one for the team, here! Taste test required, obviously.
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I wonder if the people who dislike the practice of dropping live lobster into boiling water will also protest spanking living (they do swim afterall) spermatazoa into a hot frying pan.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Remind me not to accept any dinner invitations to go over any Lushie's house...
Just saying...
Just saying...
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Do you reckon if you take an egg whisk to it you can make meringues?
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I haven't read the cookbook, but does it only allow for fresh cum? Or can you use cum that has been stored in the fridge or freezer? And if so, what's the shelf life? If it can be stored and used later then I'm sitting on a gold mine of easily produced and consumable resource/commodity here.
I think it's best when used fresh... those little swimmers probably add a little extra zest to the batter.
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.
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NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
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