LOL Sorry but this made me laugh.
Plus, they don't all smell exactly the same. ;)
The commercial video is hilarious. Looks like it's eau de sweaty pussy. Love the cinematic ending when the guy is smelling his fingers like a perve. I can't imagine anyone buying this to wear in public, although it's great as a gag gift.
This is also probably ideal for creepy guys that can't get laid so instead they can just spray this onto their fingers and sniff or douse their fleshlight with it and enjoy the fragrant fruits of their imaginations.
Or cheating guys can keep it on hand as way to get out of a tight jam. "You stink of pussy! Where were you tonight??" "Relax honey, I wasn't fucking around. It's just my new Vulva cologne."
Eau de Freshly Licked Orgasmic Pussy Cologne: It's what real men wear. Old Spice is for Bi-Curious Sailors. LOL j/k
This made my night ahaha. I wonder how they make it... *visualizes a sweaty lady exercising with a tube connected to her bits and a bottle on the other end
I can't say much more.
