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The most unromantic love songs

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I listen to a lot of music and have noticed that a some of the loves songs that have been written contain lyrics that are far from romantic.
For example Dr Hook's 'I'm going to love you a little bit more' contains the lines:

"When your bodies had enough of me and I'm laying flat out on the floor,
when you think I've loved you all I can I'm gonna love you a little bit more."

So his women is exhausted but he's going to carry on anyway!

So do any of you Lushies have other examples of unromantic love song lyrics.
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"Lips of an Angel" by Hinder


"My girl's in the next room, sometimes I wish she was you."






Charming guy there
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Oh that's even worse. What a romantic!

Thanx Simply_Susan
Clever Gem
'I used to love her" Guns - n- Roses

"I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard "

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Every Breath you Take - The Police

The song is about a stalker

Lurker
"The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age." (Maggie Mae, Rod Stewart)
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My Sharona - The Knack

"Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
M M M My Sharona."


Get Off - Prince

"Now move your big ass 'round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby
cuz tonight you're a star--and I'm the big dipper"
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"Breakfast in America," Supertramp


"Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot"
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Lurker
This takes love/stalking to whole new levels!! Bwahahaha



I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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Warrant -- I Saw Red

Ooh, it must be magic
How inside your eyes, I see my destiny
Every time we kiss, I feel you
Breathe your love so deep inside of me

If the moon and stars should fall
They'd be easy to replace
I would lift you up to Heaven
And you would take their place

And I saw red when I opened up the door
I saw red, my heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face, I saw yours
I saw red and then I closed the door
Well I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore

Every day I wake up
I thank God that you are still a part of me
We've opened up the door to it
So many people never find the key

And if the sun should ever
Fail to send it's light
We would burn a thousand candles
And make everything alright

And I saw red when I opened up the door
I saw red, my heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face, I saw yours
I saw red and then I closed the door
And I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore

And I've been hurt and I've been blind
Well I'm not sure that I'll be fine
I never thought it would end this way

'Cause I saw red when I opened up the door
I saw red, my heart just spilled onto the floor
And I didn't need to see his face, oh, I saw yours
I saw red and then I closed the door
I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore

Ooh, it must be magic


Verse's are happy happy I love you so much, Chorus I opened the door and you are banging the milk man WTF?!?!?
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
Advanced Wordsmith
I apoligize if this is offensive to anyone but I thought it was funny.

The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
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Nothing like your girlfriend dying in a fiery car crash to ruin the mood a bit.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass
The painful scream that I heard last
.
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Don't We Do It In The Road?"
( The Beatles )

Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Ah
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Ooh

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it, do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.