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The definition of vanity.... Having your wedding cake be a replica of yourself!

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It's vain because it's a wedding cake, right? It's all good if I do this for my birthday cake? It's my birthday, it should be all about ME ME ME!!

(that poor guy has no idea what he's in for)
Dirty_D
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ummm thats taking eat me to a different level!
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I'll bet they're divorced in a year. If she hasn't killed him. That's going to be one high maintenance chick.
clum
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Never mind the cake, that dress is hideous! What was she thinking?

And what is up with that shirt?
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Quote by clum
Never mind the cake, that dress is hideous! What was she thinking?

And what is up with that shirt?



That made me laugh Clum.
clum
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Quote by Dudealicious
You can see her staring in the background as if saying......You wanna peice of me?


Oh damn, Dude, I've misplaced my snare drum and cymbal.
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oh. my. god.

vanity aside, really i dont want to eat myself.
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Quote by clum
Quote by Dudealicious
You can see her staring in the background as if saying......You wanna peice of me?


Oh damn, Dude, I've misplaced my snare drum and cymbal.


Here ya go.



I'm right there with curly, that poor poor man. And come to think of it, isn't that whole thing a bit on the idolatry side? Nice to start off things with a bang, next thing you know she'll be coaxing him to eat the apple.
Buz
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Shouldn't the groom have had a cake too?
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Hey, let's be positive about this... at least the next time they have a fight he can take it out on the cake and not her... and for that purpose I agree, there should be a cake of the groom too.