So today at work(gas station) I saw a perfect ass. The girl was probably **REDACTED BY MODERATOR**(I am 20), she had blonde hair and a cute face. If she had on snow gear and you could really only see her face you would think she was cute but nothing too special. Anyway she was wearing a shirt with my **REDACTED BY MODERATOR** and she had on yoga pants. The yoga pants were super super tight. Like most guys when I see a chick with yoga pants on I have to check out the ass. I have seen plenty of nice asses in yoga pants throughout high school but this chick easily had the best ass. It looked so firm, tight and round. And since the yoga pants were so tight you could see every line. You could see the outline of each cheek. I instantly got a bonner when I saw it, I had to go in the bathroom and masturbate.
So should yoga pants be banned? I mean that chicks ass drove me crazy. I had to masturbate it was so bad. And I guarantee I wasn't the only guy that saw her today who got a bonner. She probably averages 30 bonners a day. And if its not a super hot chick who is wearing yoga pants it is a super fat chick. So either I have to masturbate or puke.
That's just silly. They should not be illegal! They are too comfy.
You didn't have to masturbate. that was just your choice.
wahahah wet brief spot count dpw
now there is a thread I can get into
yoga pants......smh.....lmao
Yes, i think so. Women want attention, but they'll bite your head off when they catch you.
No!
That would just be more of our freedom gone. The less that's "Illegal" the more freedom we have. As long as this freedom is not used to hurt others.
C'mon Mazza... that's gotta be a sock full of loose change down those pants.
I used to wear yoga pants till my coach called them "murmur" pants.... you can see the lips move, but can't hear a thing.
Yes, they're very comfy, but I don't wear them out and about... gym only.
Ban them?.... a bit extreme.
No way should they be illegal - they should be treated the same way that spandex was in the 1980's - They are not a right - but a privilege.
Seriously - holey smokes! I'm astounded that parents let their high school daughters run around in these things! I am assuming that if they didn't let them do it, the girls would be ostracized or bullied and could not get into a good clique. I always see these young women in groups of 4 to 6, wearing yoga pants and they all have the same boots or shoes also. They are always texting madly on their phones. I assume they only travel with a group of 4 to 6 peers that they don't really want to talk to, or they are texting to each other because they are mute.
I find it fun to ask "Hey! What yoga class / studio did you just come from? I have been going to one near my old neighbourhood, but just moved here and would like to find one closer!"
There is no 'tude like GeekItude!
Hell no. I love seeing them and also have found out why the ladies love to wear them. They are so soft and comfortable. Just make an ID check when they but them
Okay, did some people really not catch the humor about something like this being so provocative that it should be illegal?
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I don't wear lazy clothes so whatever.
But I'll definitely not sexualize a child.
Since my divorce I have worked hard to get back into shape and now look pretty good in yoga pants. However, I only wear them around the house as I know they show far more than I am willing to put out there!
You didn't have to masturbate, as BBW stated above. 
And, while I'll grant that it MIGHT have gotten him laid, there's greater likelihood it would have gotten him in trouble!
