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Second Base with God?

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I have just arrived in the states and have aqcuired a car from one of my family members. The radio only plays christian channels and there is a christian rock CD stuck in the CD player. I got sick of the silence so turned on the radio. In one of the songs the singer said that he had just gotten to second base with God. What does that mean?
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Lmfao!

First of all, you poor thing, the stereo situation in your car doesn't sound good... so commiserations.

Secondly, that sounds like the type of song that shouldn't be aired on a Christian radio station, ever! lol... I'm baffled, I even tried a google search, which was most unhelpful.
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Thanks. It puzzled me slightly.
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That's the way it goes. There are all these Christian youth kids. They're just jumping to screw their little heads off, but all they got is this guitar...der der der der der der der da dum.
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It means you managed to get a grope, but you haven't yet unzipped the godly jeans. You're still a ways from getting any of his holy spirit on your face.
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It means you managed to get a grope, but you haven't yet unzipped the godly jeans. You're still a ways from getting any of his holy spirit on your face.


I knew you would have an answer to this
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Give the car back, it's possessed.
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Give the car back, it's possessed.


It might be. But now I can play CDs!!! I put a fondue stick thing into the cd player and it just spit it out! So I have just burnt some Cds to play!
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Give the car back, it's possessed.


It might be. But now I can play CDs!!! I put a fondue stick thing into the cd player and it just spit it out! So I have just burnt some Cds to play!
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It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/


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Irish need not apply.

That doesn't sound like what Jesus would do...

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Irish need not apply.


This makes sense...everyone knows God hates Irish people...that's why I claim my Filipina half most of the time.

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It means you managed to get a grope, but you haven't yet unzipped the godly jeans. You're still a ways from getting any of his holy spirit on your face.


I knew you would have an answer to this


I knew you would expect one, and I don't like to leave a pretty girl waiting.
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Musicians and artists especially favored.


It seems he would favor carpenters more.
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Musicians and artists especially favored.


It seems he would favor carpenters more.

If memory serves me right, I think he was actually fond of lepers and whores, wasn't he?
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Quote by roccotool
It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/



that. was. AWESOME!


this is why i love you, Roc!


I agree
WellMadeMale
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Nothing else going on in your life these days, dear, if you feel you have to resurrect such an outdated thread?
rxtales
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Ha.

When I saw the topic name I had no idea what it was going to be about. Now I remember.

I wonder if the singer ever made it to third base.
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Nothing else going on in your life these days, dear, if you feel you have to resurrect such an outdated thread?


Had a nice bump .jpg to use, Gypsy. Lemme go see what else I can bring back to the attention of the n00bs
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Haha its not meant to be dirty, but then again christian rock has to find ways to relate to young people and how better than through sex right? That's the language every body understands and so it gets your attention. Its not total BS either, I mean cumming is such a spiritual thing to go through and in that moment of pure extasy I do feel closer to Jesus as I should. God have us the pleasure of sex so we should not forget to give thanks for its goodness. Hope this helps??
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Well not sure about that one, but I have a Christian rap CD Titled"Last Street Preacher" by an artist called T-Bone. One line talks about doing a drive by on the Devil with a 44 magnum.
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Did you ever get the CD out of the player?


bump...he he
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Is that considered an official "Christian song", Sil?
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Quote by roccotool
Is that considered an official "Christian song", Sil?


LMFAO!!

Its the b-side track to:

"I Live to Please You, Jesus (but please don't shoot it on my face)"
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Did you ever get the CD out of the player?


bump...he he


Yes, I believe I did. But that I haven't been in that car in over a year