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Do you have a little trick that you use to make your "adult" playtime (online and/or in real life) better or more effective? I'm curious and would love to hear some awesome new tricks to try.

I just learned this one from a friend - To protect it from water damage, put your cell phone in a Ziploc baggie when you're in the shower or tub for sexy wet sexting, videos, and photo shoots.
TOP TIP: Get yourself acquainted with the laundry basket, the dustbin and the hoover before taking self-portraits in your bedroom
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TOP TIP: Get yourself acquainted with the laundry basket, the dustbin and the hoover before taking self-portraits in your bedroom


you can add putting sheets on a on a manky stained matress to those as well. Hard to believe really , but people don't! Ewwwwww.
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you can add putting sheets on a on a manky stained matress to those as well. Hard to believe really , but people don't! Ewwwwww.


Yes! Both excellent tips. Let's add a good hand washing and fingernail maintenance before a "hands-on" photo shoot, shall we?
Yeah, why is it that most intimate photos have a lot of random clothes on the floor?
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I just learned this one from a friend - To protect it from water damage, put your cell phone in a Ziploc baggie when you're in the shower or tub for sexy wet sexting, videos, and photo shoots.


LOL. I just tried this earlier. Great tip! smile
Pics in the shower? Has to be a girls only thing, Id look like a wet Newfoundland lol
Keep the room tidy that way you can spend more time in bed and keep the Newfoundland in a Kennel..
Keep a small bottle of lube and a hand towel in all the places around your property you want to have sex. It may not be needed but it is a fun reminder of what could happen and when it eventually does, you're ready.
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you can add putting sheets on a on a manky stained matress to those as well. Hard to believe really , but people don't! Ewwwwww.


This nearly made me choke. It's so true how many people sleep on nasty unmade beds. Use some sheets folks! Oh the horrible things going through my head right now.
Keep a small bag of sexy things in the car. Then you are always ready to have fun, even at unplanned times and locations.


Ladies, empty your dishwasher before the in-laws arrive!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
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