"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
"Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction is the answer."
-Tyler Durden
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Masturbation is like procrastination: You think you're accomplishing something fantastic, in the end - you've only just fucked yourself.
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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To keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to
-- Bob Dylan, It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
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To live outside the law you must be honest
-- Bob Dylan, Absolutely Sweet Marie
-- Bob Dylan, It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
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To live outside the law you must be honest
-- Bob Dylan, Absolutely Sweet Marie
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"What man's mind can create, man's character can control"
"Acceptance is far more important than understanding"
"Those who put up with it deserve it"
"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"
"Acceptance is far more important than understanding"
"Those who put up with it deserve it"
"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"
"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"
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"A gentleman is never rude, unintentionally."
- Oscar Wilde
"After a good meal, one can forgive anybody, even ones own relatives."
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
"After a good meal, one can forgive anybody, even ones own relatives."
- Oscar Wilde
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Here are three of my favorite quotes by, Raymond Chandler
"I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep
"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window."--Farewell, My Lovely
"I never saw any of them again - except the cops. No way has yet been invented to say goodbye to them." ---The Long Goodbye
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"I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep
"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window."--Farewell, My Lovely
"I never saw any of them again - except the cops. No way has yet been invented to say goodbye to them." ---The Long Goodbye
Rumple Foreskin
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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That does it. I'm getting a Chandler book next. Thanks, Rumple.
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"God gave men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time."
- Robin Williams.
- Robin Williams.
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"To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich, to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never, in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common, this is to be my symphony."
William Ellery Channing (1780-1842)
William Ellery Channing (1780-1842)
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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people”
“We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.”
“The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences.”
“Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.”
... a very wise person.
“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people”
“We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.”
“The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences.”
“Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.”
... a very wise person.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"The fallen blossom never returns to the branch."
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"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
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"It only takes one rotten apple to spoil the barrel."
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Three from G.K. Chesterton:
"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
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"Forward, unflinching, unswerving, indomitable, till the whole task is done."
~Winston Churchill
~Winston Churchill
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"All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday."
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” Gen.George S Patton
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"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
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Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot so eat you beans at every meal the more you eat the better you feel! That's the only quote I could think of LOL
this one makes my think on my grandma.
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"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
That's one of my favourites!
Generation Kill
Sergeant Major John Sixta: [stops Cpl Anthony Jacks from approaching a Female Marine] Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?! Where the fuck are your helmets?!
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If a man does his best, what else is there?
-George S. Patton
We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
-George S. Patton
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
-Robin Williams
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
-Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
-Bill Cosby
-George S. Patton
We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
-George S. Patton
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
-Robin Williams
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
-Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
-Bill Cosby
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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. ~ Helen Keller
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~ Confucius
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~ Confucius
*The Dark Room*
How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
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"Most people today are pantywaist" ~ Grandma Gatewood
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"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
That's one of my favourites!
Generation Kill
Sergeant Major John Sixta: [stops Cpl Anthony Jacks from approaching a Female Marine] Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?! Where the fuck are your helmets?!
That is absolutley hilarious! A shame I haven't seen that movie ..."All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of
us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC
"there are not enough Chinamen in the world to stop a fully armed Marine regiment
from going where ever they wont to go"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller
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"all paths lead nowhere,so it is important to choose a path that has heat"
Carlos Castaneda
" All other things being equal choose a john with a view"
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"Walking is mans best medicine"
Hippocrates
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" All other things being equal choose a john with a view"
Colin Fletcher
"Walking is mans best medicine"
Hippocrates
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"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
my poor daughter hears this one all the time!!
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"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." Sir Winston Churchill
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I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
Robert A. Heinlein
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"Treachery and violence are spears pointed at both ends; they wound those who resort to them worse than their enemies."
EMILY BRONTË, Wuthering Heights
EMILY BRONTË, Wuthering Heights