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“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
“I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.”
“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
–Marilyn Monroe
“I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.”
“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
–Marilyn Monroe
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"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots." - Ricky Gervais as David Brent.
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"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I dont like the last part of that quote...
We women can turn that line back on the guys though. lol!
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Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH" the paint wouldn't even have time to dry...
- Terry Pratchett
- Terry Pratchett
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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
~Alfred Lord Tennyson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
~Billy Crystal (i might not agree with it for myself but for others)
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
~Alfred Lord Tennyson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
~Billy Crystal (i might not agree with it for myself but for others)
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -
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"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." - J. Robert Oppenheimer.
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"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasons to smile."
"It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive anyway." - Elbert Hubard.
"It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive anyway." - Elbert Hubard.
*The Dark Room*
How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
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"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." - Mark Twain
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"it could always be worst"
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"Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth; Deal with it!" - George Carlin
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Aurthur C. Clarke
"Procrastination is a bit like masturbation; you think you're accomplishing something - in reality, you're simply fucking yourself." - Myself
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Aurthur C. Clarke
"Procrastination is a bit like masturbation; you think you're accomplishing something - in reality, you're simply fucking yourself." - Myself
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Natural selection - Darwin would have been proud of you, Chef.
Natural selection - Darwin would have been proud of you, Chef.
I hope so. I think he was right.
I mean how stupid do you have to be to be told not to blow dry your hair in the shower?
Or to thaw and heat a tv dinner? Not to put a plastic bag over your head from the dry cleaners?
To shampoo your hair that you have to get it wet and then apply the shampoo?
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Quote by chefkathleenNatural selection - Darwin would have been proud of you, Chef.
I hope so. I think he was right.
I mean how stupid do you have to be to be told not to blow dry your hair in the shower?
Or to thaw and heat a tv dinner? Not to put a plastic bag over your head from the dry cleaners?
To shampoo your hair that you have to get it wet and then apply the shampoo?
Have you seen the Darwin Awards - http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin
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Quote by chefkathleenNatural selection - Darwin would have been proud of you, Chef.
I hope so. I think he was right.
I mean how stupid do you have to be to be told not to blow dry your hair in the shower?
Or to thaw and heat a tv dinner? Not to put a plastic bag over your head from the dry cleaners?
To shampoo your hair that you have to get it wet and then apply the shampoo?
Or to understand that the coffee you just got from the girl is HOT, and if you spill it on your no-no parts, they'll get SCALDED? Or that if you light the fuse, you should place the fucking thing on the ground and get the hell away? Or...
I think of it as "Evolution in Action".
I just bookmarked that Charley.
I agree MNP.
One of my favorites is when you do anything electrical around the house and it says to turn off the electric at the main box first. Or to unplug it before attempting to work on it. I say HELL NO! Let them work on the outlet while the juice is still running to it! LMAO.
I agree MNP.
One of my favorites is when you do anything electrical around the house and it says to turn off the electric at the main box first. Or to unplug it before attempting to work on it. I say HELL NO! Let them work on the outlet while the juice is still running to it! LMAO.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging."
"The quieter you become the more you can hear." - Will Rogers
"A wise person knows that there is something to be learnt from everyone."
"The quieter you become the more you can hear." - Will Rogers
"A wise person knows that there is something to be learnt from everyone."
*The Dark Room*
How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
---Mark Twain
---Mark Twain
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"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." - Ricky Gervais.
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"Good things come to those who wait... but only what is left over from those who got there first."
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"Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair." - William Blake
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Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot so eat you beans at every meal the more you eat the better you feel! That's the only quote I could think of LOL
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Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!