"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
I used to walk around buildings looking at what doors to open and close before telling others to go to said building and opening and closing the correct doors.
Some buildings would make loud noises and I would send people to turn the noise off and find out what caused it. (Best one was a squirrel running around a class room... damn they're fast!)
Had to stop all that and now I'm not even allowed to be a government artist.
I spend a lot of time looking at pages with lots of numbers on them; then I do a few bits of arithmetic, compare the numbers I get with numbers on another page, and tell my boss (usually) that it's not significant.
I tell people how to have fun and where to go to find it, how much it's likely to cost them, and some things they probably shouldn't do if they want to be alive to have fun again the next day. And to bring sunscreen and bug repellent.
I put things in boxes. Those boxes go on a truck. Someone delivers those boxes to your door
Review corporation's poorly-written contracts, saving them public embarassment from their greed