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[QUOTE]I am scared of heights but I'd LOVE to do a sky dive!![/QUOTE]

OK, MM, now that really is scary!
Why is it scary, it looks so fun!! PLus you'll have the bloke strapped to you who knows what he's doing so you dont have to worry bout it.

Bet i'll be too scared to jump out once i get up there!
I'm scared of...(everything)

Butterflies. I think I'm about to be cured though.
Been seriously scared of them for about 5 years but this year I'm ok with seeing them fly by on 1m distance.
Butterflies are agents of evil.
Really?
Absolutely true fact. Ask any honest butterflologist. They carry little gremlin spores in their wings and spread them around as they fly.
ANd people who don't understand...
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Absolutely true fact. Ask any honest butterflologist. They carry little gremlin spores in their wings and spread them around as they fly.


Gremlins are cute.
Those people have been infected by the other spores that butterflies spread. Causes something called monarch-mental-block, which prevents people from grasping the simplest facts.
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Absolutely true fact. Ask any honest butterflologist. They carry little gremlin spores in their wings and spread them around as they fly.


Gremlins are cute.


No. A mogwai is cute. A gremlin is one scary motherfucker.
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Absolutely true fact. Ask any honest butterflologist. They carry little gremlin spores in their wings and spread them around as they fly.


Gremlins are cute.


No. A mogwai is cute. A gremlin is one scary motherfucker.


I like green things...
sure, if it's Kermit T. Frog... but Stripe? Not cute.
Now Kermit aint cute...
Are you shitting me? If I was gay and into amphibians, I would be all over that Muppet!
...you are creepy.
And I know you would go for the Swedish Chef not the frog!
I'm OK with being creepy. I've learned to embrace it.

And no way on the Swedish Chef. Dude needs to do something about those eyebrows. Beeker, maybe. Or Gonzo... I'd like to know why they called him the Great.
*grins* You're most likely someones type of man.
But by implication not yours, I see. Ah, well.

Now I have a new fear. I'm afraid I may never get over the heartache of the cute little kitty's rejection sad
TssTss, if the cannon is as good as you imply, you might just do. [Evil laughters echoes through the Lush]
Don't you like me now that I'm green?
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??


What, pirate froggies can't have safer sex?
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??


What, pirate froggies can't have safer sex?


no they can.. frogs creep me out a bit. Safe Sex = Less baby froggies!
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??


What, pirate froggies can't have safer sex?


no they can.. frogs creep me out a bit. Safe Sex = Less baby froggies!


Frogs aren't creepy. Toads are creepy. Frogs are just Kermitty.
I'll just pretend that aint supposed to be Kermit for now.
You can pretend whatever you like, as long as you let me play smile
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??


What, pirate froggies can't have safer sex?


no they can.. frogs creep me out a bit. Safe Sex = Less baby froggies!


Frogs aren't creepy. Toads are creepy. Frogs are just Kermitty.


I disagree all frogs except pirate frogs are creepy.
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Frogs aren't creepy. Toads are creepy. Frogs are just Kermitty.


I disagree all frogs except pirate frogs are creepy.


Well, as long as you make the exception for pirate frogs, I'm cool with that!
I fought and overcame elevator phobia. Was stuck in it, had broken the window accidently, cutting my elbow in the process. Stayed in that shit for about an hour. Than it finished. I wasn't afraid of it anymore.

The dreams sometimes still come back though. Dreams where the elevator doesn't stop in the floor I intended to. It keeps its descend to unknown depths, where unknown things wait me.
I'm terified of fingernail germs. My biggest fear is getting some sort of fingernail fungus and losing all my finernails. Talking about it makes my fingernails feel numb and now I have to go wash my hands..... rushes to bathroom to scrub hands for the billionth time today
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