Just came across a bit of surprising information this morning. Apparently, National Masturbation Day, normally reserved for the last day of May, was extended to include the whole month.
Personally, I don't give a toss.
Well, I have been wanking more of late so maybe I subconsciously knew this? Or maybe I am just horny.
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
What a great idea. Let’s all share and do it together
I’m offended that you think I need a reason.
This is Lush, so you have all the source material needed to pull it off.
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This is Lush, so you have all the source material needed to pull it off.
Or rub it out...
😋
I'm a Gemini so the month of May suits my self pleasuring routine just fine, or any month for that matter. It's a hobby or obsession I've enjoyed since my first successful orgasm. Who needs a designated day when the task is readily at hand, lol.
It would be a missed opportunity not to immediately rename the day 'Wanksgiving.'
How should we celebrate this holiday? Spending time with friends and family around the dinner table? Exchanging gifts? Maybe a parade? TV specials and athletic spectacles? Some kind of mascot?
Don't believe everything that you read.
