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National Masturbation Day

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angieseroticpen
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Just came across a bit of surprising information this morning. Apparently, National Masturbation Day, normally reserved for the last day of May, was extended to include the whole month.

Personally, I don't give a toss.

“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Daleaitch
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Every day is M day

bill11
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What a great idea. Let’s all share and do it together

RowanThorn
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I’m offended that you think I need a reason.

kistinspencil
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This is Lush, so you have all the source material needed to pull it off.

lynnwitt
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Quote by kistinspencil

This is Lush, so you have all the source material needed to pull it off.

Or rub it out...

FunGayGuy
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I'm a Gemini so the month of May suits my self pleasuring routine just fine, or any month for that matter. It's a hobby or obsession I've enjoyed since my first successful orgasm. Who needs a designated day when the task is readily at hand, lol.

Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
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It would be a missed opportunity not to immediately rename the day 'Wanksgiving.'

How should we celebrate this holiday? Spending time with friends and family around the dinner table? Exchanging gifts? Maybe a parade? TV specials and athletic spectacles? Some kind of mascot?

Don't believe everything that you read.