Just came across a bit of surprising information this morning. Apparently, National Masturbation Day, normally reserved for the last day of May, was extended to include the whole month.
Personally, I don't give a toss.
Well, I have been wanking more of late so maybe I subconsciously knew this? Or maybe I am just horny.
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
What a great idea. Let’s all share and do it together
I’m offended that you think I need a reason.
This is Lush, so you have all the source material needed to pull it off.
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This is Lush, so you have all the source material needed to pull it off.
Or rub it out...
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I'm a Gemini so the month of May suits my self pleasuring routine just fine, or any month for that matter. It's a hobby or obsession I've enjoyed since my first successful orgasm. Who needs a designated day when the task is readily at hand, lol.
It would be a missed opportunity not to immediately rename the day 'Wanksgiving.'
How should we celebrate this holiday? Spending time with friends and family around the dinner table? Exchanging gifts? Maybe a parade? TV specials and athletic spectacles? Some kind of mascot?
Don't believe everything that you read.
Is that every day LOL
You need some self control…pace yourself…treat yourself to special occasions…I only do it on days that end in a Y 😁
