Yes i am that bored and it is day 1
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I must have missed this, what are you doing in bed for 4 and a bit months? Did you break something?
If you like, you can go through all the stories submitted prior to early 2008, and flag any that break our site's terms and conditions. That should keep you busyI've checked almost every story on here, but I'm sure there are some that slipped through the net.
Or get the top 50 best sellers list, fiction / non-fiction etc, and read everything, regardless of genre.
Hmm.. Albania, Afghanistan, Algeria, Austria, Australia, Argentina....
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ooh that could keep me busy. No I am pregnant and started having seizures a couple nights ago slong with chest pains/stomach pains. So I am now going to be in bed for the next eon. I am trying to limit my time on the computer though, but at the moment don't have any good books - but have just ordered some!
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ooh that could keep me busy. No I am pregnant and started having seizures a couple nights ago slong with chest pains/stomach pains. So I am now going to be in bed for the next eon. I am trying to limit my time on the computer though, but at the moment don't have any good books - but have just ordered some!
Congrats, rx. I hope the remaining few months of your pregnancy go as smoothly as possible.
Maybe write a diary while you're stuck in bed, then you can show your child what they put you through once they grow up!
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ooh that could keep me busy. No I am pregnant and started having seizures a couple nights ago slong with chest pains/stomach pains. So I am now going to be in bed for the next eon. I am trying to limit my time on the computer though, but at the moment don't have any good books - but have just ordered some!
Congrats, rx. I hope the remaining few months of your pregnancy go as smoothly as possible.
Maybe write a diary while you're stuck in bed, then you can show your child what they put you through once they grow up!
Thankyou. I am giving the baby up for adoption. But I am now a sporcle addict - It is truly the most awesome site I have ever come accross. No I take that back, the second most awesomest. This one being the first.
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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house.
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FMLife CRACKS ME UP!!! I love that site!
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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I just hope you feel better soon, Rx. We miss you in the room.
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
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Okay, I need some creative ideas of things to do while being stuck in bed for the next 4 and a bit months. I don't want to get bored or make my turn to mush. i spent all day trying to name all the countries in the world in 15 minutes keeping getting close but no cigar...
Yes i am that bored and it is day 1![]()
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oooh DB! Can I have a copy too?
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I have the perfect thing ...Write a will ... with something for everybody you know in it
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I have the perfect thing ...Write a will ... with something for everybody you know in it
Can you leave me your house please.
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I have the perfect thing ...Write a will ... with something for everybody you know in it
Can you leave me your house please.
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His pool filter is working and mine is broke. I'll wrestle you for it.
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Okay, I need some creative ideas of things to do while being stuck in bed for the next 4 and a bit months. I don't want to get bored or make my turn to mush. i spent all day trying to name all the countries in the world in 15 minutes keeping getting close but no cigar...
Yes i am that bored and it is day 1![]()