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Though I cook pretty well, I am rubbish at
Though I love plants, I am rubbish at
Though I am pretty confident, when I meet someone I really, really like:
Though I love plants, I am rubbish at
Though I am pretty confident, when I meet someone I really, really like:
In-House Sapiosexual
Golf. But, I love my outfits and scaring the hell out of people with the cart.
? A True Story ?
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Decorating. So I pay the decorators.
Maths and small talk...okay maybe I am getting to that age where I can't be arsed to perform small talk with strangers unless I am in the mood. I'm having a Murtagh moment.
I am also rubbish at whistling and do it out of tune or just blow air out.
And cooking Yorkshire puddings from scratch, they came out in the consistancy of a hockey puck last time I made them.
I am also rubbish at whistling and do it out of tune or just blow air out.
And cooking Yorkshire puddings from scratch, they came out in the consistancy of a hockey puck last time I made them.
Senior Analyst
Dancing. It's the kind of display that instigates 911 calls for fear of my health.
Brown Sugar
Quote by Porgy87
Dancing. It's the kind of display that instigates 911 calls for fear of my health.
Senior Analyst
Quote by Possibly
You know, if I weren't so secure in the certainty that you adore me madly and forever, I'd be hurt...
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Hiding the fact that I have an accent.
Brown Sugar
Quote by Porgy87
You know, if I weren't so secure in the certainty that you adore me madly and forever, I'd be hurt...
You're correct, you know that I'm crazy about you P... adore you all that! Please know I mean no harm, none.
But Porgy, my imagination ran away from me. I see a couple on the dance floor. The woman looks at the man in horror, and then she whips out her phone and dials 911.
I mean, even now...I'm in tears laughing!
Love you my dear friend! You do know how to make me smile (and laugh).
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Quote by Possibly
You're correct, you know that I'm crazy about you P... adore you all that! Please know I mean no harm, none.
But Porgy, my imagination ran away from me. I see a couple on the dance floor. The woman looks at the man in horror, and then she whips out her phone and dials 911.
I mean, even now...I'm in tears laughing!
Love you my dear friend! You do know how to make me smile (and laugh).
Well, that is kind of what happens,
so your imagination is, sadly, confirmed by the truth. "Sometimes a man's got to know his limitations." -- Dirty Harry
And of course, as Duke Ellington would say, "I love you madly!" (Don't tell the other guy, BTW.)
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Cooking! My only skill in the kitchen is getting the wine out of the fridge.
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Cooking! My only skill in the kitchen is getting the wine out of the fridge.
That's the Number 1 skill sorted, then.
Climbing ladders to clean windows . . . the bloody things aren't stable
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Anything that is fashioned for left-brained tasks. 
Advanced Wordsmith
Drawing, but I make some damn fine stick figures. Lol
Advanced Wordsmith
Keeping my mouth shut. *sigh*
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69. It can be fun, but its a lot of work. Let's just take turns.
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I'm rubbish at remembering what the question was?
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I've got it
I'm rubbish at languages
I'm rubbish at languages
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Dancing.. Two left feet on two legs of different length, I sometimes think.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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Dancing. It's the kind of display that instigates 911 calls for fear of my health.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney